Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@mDuo13 oooo!!! That wasn't working on my pc yesterday!

@a_breakin_glass Dr Gluelips, or "How I Learned to Stop Letting My Lips Dry Out and Love the Chapstick"

what is like

the bed version of zoomies

like

zoomies = lots of energy and gotta go fast

the opposite, teh anti-zoomies, is like, sleepy, but... more

gotta sleep fast. no energy bed empty

@SuricrasiaOnline god i wish I could click on each of these and it would bring up details of each I could spend hours here

LB: aren't we all

@Dee is that more or less cursed than trying to remember which is kB or kb ?

@a_breakin_glass @PsyChuan yeah though elvis contributed to the world of art, diana just contributed to the royal family and the tabloids so

@PsyChuan now taking bets on whether they'll milk this more or less than Diana

Still always amuses me to no end that one of the instrumental people in speedrunning history for Smb1, and the barrier of 4-2 is someone with the username xx_420_blazeit_xx

Stuck on the phone calling IKEA and was on hold and nothing but ABBA for the hold music and I need a palette cleanser

@Ivafakename played an LJN nes game for the first time

Reenacted something he saw on Mythbusters/Jackass and it went... .. well, wrong for HIM at least.

Choked on a peanut

Could not contain his thirst upon seeing Lady Dimetriscu's foot size after JUST getting out of hospital from getting too hornt after finding out how tall she is

The shock from only just finding out Maggie Thatcher has been dead for ages

Tried to reveal the truth of Diana's death

@Ivafakename someone on Fortnite told him that there was a secret way to get true immortality by deleting system32 and then press alt-f4, and Harry wasn't around to advise him not to

Necromancy machine broke down

He got so upset that McDonald's milkshake machine was broken again that his head exploded

One of the corgis got into something, and had a rainbow coloured bit of paper attached to their collar and Phil thought it was a pride ribbon.