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@BatElite to be fair this is a plastic 2l bottle twist cap not a metal one e_e; better at rolling anyway. also red!

In case you're wondering how Freenode is doing, just take a look at their latest policy update:

github.com/freenode/web-7.0/pu

In other news, if you enjoy political, racial, ethnic, religious or gender-related invectives, Freenode is now the network of your choice! 😬

[at the post office]

"I need some stamps, please."

"What value?"

"IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY. IT'S ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE."

"S-Sir?"

"YOU HEARD ME"

Heard a noise, looked aroundd my room, Misty is playing with something. Something important. I take it off her, toss her a bottle cap (not important) and she goes straight to playing with that. ... for about five seconds lol. dammit cat.

@g Hey uhhh... so... .__.;;

how 'bout them noclip cheats huh, haha.. ha. ahem. ._.;;;;

@g *is already there on the other side of the same wall, just finishing their noclipping through it* oh... Uh... This is awkward

RT @Belial43157741@twitter.com

[ Outfit Commission ]
Finally an outfit com that I've been working on for a while is done! Thanks to the ever patient @pup_hime@twitter.com for commissioning me ✨🙇

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Belial43157741/sta

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz the fucking adoring fan just... SUDDENLY BEING IN ARMOUR and FULLY ARMED when they look around is just... omfg.

i keep saying that Bethesda's next Elder Scrolls game should just fucking lean 200% into the jank and silliness and NOT EVEN TRY to be serious in any way shape or form. It would be a million times better.

when i saw this image for the first time my brain developed a new region specifically to store it

i make keyboards! that's been my pandemic hobby. i learned to use kicad and microcontrollers and stuff. they're weird but check em out:

starboards.carrd.co/

(pictured here: a Quirk prototype with KAT Drifter)

a gentle psa

please don't assume your poor friends are stupid or haven't thought through their actions or inactions

if something seems like a very obvious thing they should do, there is probably a damn good reason they haven't

@Ivafakename BREAKING NEWS: Miss Fae has pissed on the moon, the human race has twenty four hours to evacuate before the, and I quote, "piss drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroopp-pelets" reach Earth.

Today! My first stream in a long time. This’ll be a chill stream where I explore the rare Ian and Stuart collection of Mac CDs with stuff from Australian Mac archives of the early 90s. 5:30 Pacific at twitch.tv/ms_tea

We’ll see old software, shareware games, Hypercard stacks with vintage info, and more. Some of this might be online elsewhere, some of it’s only here! I’ll have the mic on and we can chat as I go through things.

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