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@evie hhhhh why aren't bidets everywhere god, I've never felt so clean after using one and I fear I will never be as clean again

Broke: reinstalling Deus ex whenever someone mentions it
Woke: rewatching Deus ex : the recut whenever someone mentions the Deus ex games

@evie okay no lie, the bidets are amazing and I miss them so fucking much

@the_feral_housewife derg sidling up to another with a furtive look "yo... I hear you got that good shit."
The other dragon looks about shiftily to make sure no authorities are looking, then reaches to a hoodie pocket, tugging it open slightly, wherein a kobold head peeks out with a "reh >:3 "

"Awww yeah that's the good shit"

ok but have you considered: kobolds hiding in their dragon's hoodies

@finn@surfin.dog a child clown on a bicycle with a horn

Food mention in the reply 

@Azure lettuce, guacamole, tomato, mozzarella

@finn@surfin.dog I haven't even MADE this toot yet but I already hate it

@Felthry I dunno, they're pretty impressive to me how they managed to fake a moving, scaling sprite so well with little tricks like that ^^

@Felthry but yeah those are straight up polygons the SNES and superFX chip are throwing around in Starfox

@Felthry more mundanely I think they used it for things like Bowser's clown ship in smb spinning around and falling into the background, and the pendulum on the title screen of chrono trigger if memory serves too

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