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what i should be doing: things
what i am actually doing: not

@jk well once it gets to a certain size it becomes a wolver

@Kaffe that SpongeBob "is mayonnaise an instrument" meme but it's "spice" instead of instrument

if your harpies are just human but with buttwings then you are a coward

bird feet, talons, wings not arms. how dare you come at me with this buttwing bullshittery and call it a harpy.

A bunch more slots have opened for my vector emoji/sticker commissions, DM me if you're interested!

OH SNAP!
Just saw three people walking at Santana Row in San Jose, two with QVP face masks and one with the trans QVP face mask 👀
I do not know whomst on here that was (or if y’all are even in here) but hello I saw you cool masks

PSA: remove fascist graffiti and stickers 

White supremacist, racist and fascist imagery (graffiti & stickers) are on the rise, and it's everyone's job to take a stand against it.

Fascist Propaganda emboldens fascists and must be destroyed, covered or removed! Keep an eye out for propaganda around your town. Some tips:

* teams of 3 keep each other safe.
* bulk sticker packs are cheap and effective propaganda cover. Group buy them with friends!
* shake spray paint in cars to hide the noise.

re: kink stuff, caps 

@artemis@vulpine.club sometimes you find a new kink

sometimes the kink finds you

@codl but the bad spy doesn't get caught because their ringtone is them yelling "I'm an evil spy! I'm spying on you! For the bad guys!! Spy right here!!" and nobody recognises it from a popular culture.

@codl spy film but the spy gets discovered because their ring tone is the metal gear solid alert theme

@LANthus @fillertrack granted, given a lot of games produced for the computer were made by like, a couple of big software houses, and just a shitton of fuckin' hobbyists, they just had absolutely no goddamn filter when it came to boxart and boxart artists just... went fuckin' WIIIIILD

@LANthus @fillertrack ....can confirm. p. much any zx spectrum game had fuckin'... weird ass boxart.
like, proper fuckin' WEIIIIRD.

@matt they are instead floatation devices because often they're actually made of plastic rather than rubber.

but no. Wayne had to be a jerk and then Garth was compelled to hide his emotions and feelings :<

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