Detroit Become Human
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@fillertrack
That's the thing. By the looks of things all the ingredients are there to make a really good compelling game
But it's like someone took all those really good ingredients, cooked them wrong, literally threw them together half or undercooked, tossed confetti on it and served up this lumpy half cooked inedible but very pretty looking lump of stuff with a huge price tag on it. That's David Cage-ing.
Detroit Become Human
@fillertrack david cage: the david cagening is by david cage so he has a grasp of subtlety so secure that is second only to
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a wet bar of soap covered in WD40 handled by hands covered in banana peel all of which covered by a frictionless material ALSO covered in a gallon of baby oil in motion on a fully soaked slip & slide which means he's about as subtle as this metaphor.
...or is that a simile.
I think it's a simile.
well I got jold of jalopy (jean jalopy) and I ran out of fuel just before getting to the motel in the tutorial and then got stuck because the car wouldn't move by pushing it, AT ALL, exept very slowly forward or backward, I couldn't seem to purchase more petrol at all even if I filled up my little gas can to take back manually and ohh boy just... wow.
Probably a bug but I'm gonna give it another try maybe tomorrow. Its oddly relaxing tho.
@fillertrack "I gotta tell ya friendos, this is pretty great. Haha, YEAH!"
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@loki i thought these were super saiyan power transformations
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@theoutrider hoping my pc doesn't bork itself with this shit D:
@jk ahh calculator
@Daylight yo hold up what game is this?
food shitpost
@Daylight belt feed noms direct into my mouth plz
@SilviaFox@sleeping.town Heck yeah. I mean CG isn't automatically bad but I think good CG hasn't progressed as far as good practical effects have and good practical effects can turn what would be silly into a masterpiece by accident sometimes (1982's The Thing, Alien, Aliens, Terminator 2). getting CG to stand the test of time is probably a bit harder because it's not had as much time to be developed I guess? But it can still work surprisingly well.
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