Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@dean
In England we only just introduced a mandatory 5p charge for them on 5th October 2015, and companies are only just now "phasing out" disposable plastic bags voluntarily, my company being one of them. We do everything ridiculously slowly and largely begrudgingly

Oh I tell a lie it did do one functional thing, which was to remove the ability for customers to auto pay for 5p disposable bags because we're not doing them any more soon.

Is there a word for an "update" which actually fixes absolutely nothing and all it does is put a fancy new skin on everything but is still formatted as an update meaning that if the update didn't apply it would near brick the systems it wasn't applied on necessitating an engineer coming out to manually update the systems with this fancy new skin over everything?

Cause uh...

Yeah. That's our self scans.

@kara
*Shudders inwardly* those poor fucks. I can't imagine suffering like that willingly

@kara
You wouldn't think people would want to take part in a sanitary landfill livestream for hours and hours but Welp guess there's no accounting for taste

Morning thoughts: did Mr Krabs actually feel anything
What was he meant to be feeling
What DID he feel

What do crabs feel like
Go touch a crab
Crab sticks rarely actually contain crab
Fish sticks are what we call fish fingers
Fish don't have fingers
Where do they get the fingers?!
That's silly they're just called fingers because they are long oblong shapes.
What if fingers were balls
Balls to the walls
...wall made of balls

.....I should get up.

@lizardsquid basically im gonna find a new job, then immediately give my notice in and give them two middle fingers up any time they try and convince me not to leave because hooooly fuck

Ice cubes.

love me some icecubes. gotta chomp em. I know it's probably bad for my teeth but I love it.

...I'm not even sure what to make of that last roll of the kizuna folder with the memmbot.

@McMemeBot !order 4 kizunaaidesu

@Sir_Boops you know what they say
all subtoots

toot subs!

me: "Oh hey someone posted osme fun undertale sticker pack for telegram! I do love me some cute and fun stickers for that program! *clicks download without checking it fully becuase connection is a bit crap*"
Me later: *checking the sticker pack* "...aaaand it's full of lewd images of Asriel in their evil form :| ... faaantastic."

@Sir_Boops I_dont_know_what_I_expected.gif