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A reminder that this Black Friday, rather than putting on an enormous sale, @itchio will be donating their entire revenue share from all sales on the site to a pair of LGBTQ+ and climate change charities

itch.io/blog/56131/announcing-

lewd/bdsm adjacent pooptoot 

@BatElite @SilviaFox@sleeping.town a true sub goes the extra mile for their dominus

@noelle @maple it can be pronounced however it likes it's still a way cooler name

🐲 HEADS UP 🐲

Dealing with serious financial problems, major commission opening this Black Friday/Small Business Saturday! All types of projects for all types of budgets, to be completed December-January.

All info will be laid out in the master post I’ll be doing but if you’re curious about a price quote now feel free to email me at bluegoblins@outlook.com.

@maple i was gonna make some kinda joke in response to that but I can't because hi-nrg is a WAY cooler name than Nightcore.

@maple does that mean eurobeat is just Nightcore italo disco remixes

if yr feeling down, watch this video of someone talking about the cat they rescued and how said cat turned out to be a complete bastard youtu.be/393jPL8fkxc

so I've had to remap one of the other buttons to "middle click" that's still in the centre of the mouse. man if I'd known this mouse was gonna crap out that soon I woulda bought a different one :/

...oh right I have no middle click on my mouse any more :| the wheel broke somehow so there's no click response at all from it. still scrolls, but no click :|

@MegaLobsterFace ...fuck i just keep hearing "cut that out" as Cosgrove from Freakazoid saying it, shit.

@Pyretta my mind likes to imagine these wonderful things I can only share in text ;w;

@Pyretta shit i didn't even think about that i just had an image of a lesbian couple where one used a spear and the other a sword and how they could do epic battles back to back vs their foes using each other and each other's weapons to cover the blindspots for each other aaaa

@Pyretta *walks up to straight couple* so which of you is the sword lesbian and which of you is the spear lesbian?

@007@mastodon.xyz ... hold up i got an idea

take a Mars bar
freeze the fuck outta it
smash the shit outta it until it's crumbs

Mars
Dirt :D

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