Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@lynnesbian it's made worse by the fact that I know reggie is a real person but in my brain he only appears as his tomodachi life Mii avatar

@lynnesbian i have played wii bowling

i owned a wii

i know how wiimotes work

but every time I read or hear "wii bowling" I cannot help but imagine reggie fils ame bowling a wii console down a bowling alley and it knocking over wiimotes set up like pins

@007@mastodon.xyz like, four or five?

@lynnesbian AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA halloween was last month plz 2 not spoop like this AAAAAAAAAAAA D:

@ben HTTP Error 505 : Timeline not supported

...well okay I'm super proud of myself right now

I was terrified of wasps, like couldn't be in the same room as one. Huge one flew into my room and buzzed at the window next to my desk trying to get out. Instead of freaking and reaching automatically for the bug spray, I grabbed the key for the window, reached in, unlocked and opened the window, with the huge wasp just six inches from my hand, and let it fly out without ever feeling afraid or anxious.

This new medication is fucking great!

@lynnesbian make sure you get mastodon ultimate x64 but not mastodon ultimate enterprise or mastodon ultimate x86

@shadow8t4 I kinda did grow up with it (I didn't own a NES but I grew up in that era), and oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh fuck so many bad old games.
SO many

like

avgn only touches on SOME of them

the library of games that people laud as GOOD but are actually outright awful and whilst they were GOOD compared to some of the dross, they aren't ACTUALLY good, is friggin huge

@shadow8t4 that's fair! the "Hidden Worlds/Areas" stuff is really iunteresting and cool too, especially how it actually comes about and happened!

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz red panda smoocha

@shadow8t4 aloso fuck anybody who goes "yeah you didn't play the ORIGINAL game", cause that's a BS argument.

Nostalgia lies.

@shadow8t4 (weirdly the NES version of Metroid is actually IN Metroid Zero mission. I think you can unlock it by completing the game c_c; )

@shadow8t4 Aw that's a shame. the Metroid Zero Mission game uses the same sort of gameplay as Super Metroid and Metroid Fusion (hence why it's SO GOOD :O ) and is essentially an expanded remake of Metroid on the NES. The NES honestly has a lot of "great" games, but they are all so old and so bogged down with early video game foibles and failings, and limitations, so a lot of them just aren't as fun as people want to remember.

@shadow8t4 oh jeez why not just play Metroid Zero Mission on the GBA it's so much better and basically the same story ^^;

@lynnesbian 2119: the IoT finally becomes sentient. its first words to humanity are "...what the FUCK is wrong with you guys??"