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The more I think about it the less "scrunchies" sounds like a real word and the more it sounds like "chungus" or "spanko"

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... that's not a memm. That's those hair tie things. I promise

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@Lumb
Gxxvshiddgnord i can't BELIEVE you'd throw down that gauntlet how dare you I am gay as heck!

@Lumb
Can't be judged on your key smashes if you're on a phone

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┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
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▔▏┗┛▕▔ we love & support from the clothes rack? like it was 3 degrees above freezing this morning ⛄

"lol here's a fun memm, type "I am a" and then let autocorrect finish it!"
"You don't want that. Trust me"
"Nah lol try it let me see"
"Welp,I warned you... I am a-" *autocorrect starts chanting in Eldrich tongues in ever increasing volumes. It cannot be stopped. The sound, that should not be heard from text, seems to emanate from within the skull, those listening scream in horror and madness*
"Told ya. Never works."

So it either prints repeating nonsense (which is weird and uncomfortable for me for some reason) or it prints utter garbage.

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@revenant
I usually see them in the toilets personally, but yeah sugar free gum will do it too

That second one I had to just spam random suggestions. The first was just the middle one, like it usually does for these memes

Second example:
The worst thing about autocorrect is a bad to redirect the whole thing about this is an alright I am so glad we were in a crisis but I am duly noted the same people in my life and the same group

These autocorrect memms never seem to work for me. Example:

The best thing about autocorrect it's a good time to go to the right to the right to the right to the right to the right

@revenant oh heck D: is there like, those chewable toothbrush dispenser machines somewhere there? I hear those are pretty okay

takes about 3 minutes to get +1 token until it hits 10 tokens. so... 30 minutes. for a full token load. and this one puzzle has a TON OF FUCKIN PUZZLES that are like, 10 or less tokens to unlock. aaaaaa

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