Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@jk @envgen @theoutrider luckily the gamecube controllers are pretty awesome (though if you're jailbreaking a wii MAKE SURE TO BUY THE ORIGINAL VERSION ONE or else you won't be able to plug in the gamecube controller at all :< )

@jk @theoutrider @envgen Windwaker if I recall came out to people mostly going "UUUGH WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO LINK HE LOOKS LIKE A CARTOON UGH THIS IS FOR BABIES I HATE THIS FUCK YOU NINTY AAUGUHGHHH" but then like a few months down the line and practically every one of those fuckers was singing the game's praises completely omitting the fact they were screaming about how it was "too kiddy" before. By all accounts WW is one of the finest Zelda games there is.

@jk the josef cinematic universe

@socialskeleton who called it this and not Gnoonix

@a_breakin_glass @lynnesbian

*looks into timeline and clicks on lynne's profile. PS1 startup sound*

link just wandering around a town and accidentally smacks a cucco with a sword.

suddenly it cuts to a cutscene.

@jk pops out of a door with a menacing expression, holding up an enraged cucco.

josef begins to speak. Each word punctuated by a simultaneous angry cluck from the bird.
"Look... At... My..."

there is a terrible pause. an eternity seems to stretch before Link as he gazes into the omen of his doom.

"CLUCKERS"

the flock descends. there is no escape.

Mercy has Flown the Coop.

@Fenreliania it has PAWBS now!? OMG

@solidsanek i don't remember this animorphs book

@forAll52 adblock is not only a security precaution for your pc, it is also timesaving, productivity saving, mental health saving, and mental security saving.

@Lumb "face meat" is not a term that was ever in my lexicon but now I need it to be so I'mma use it in the future.

@phenokage@snouts.online Tony Blaziken's Pro Skater

@lynnesbian why are you like this