Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@tom
Fffuck that sounds good

@tom
Hhhhhhhhh I fucking hate that machine

@HTHR@cybre.space yeewoo

https://imgur.com/gallery/U9Gmkki this is an imgur gallery of 90s game ads. as such, content warnings for suicide "jokes", massive sexism, awful, AWFUL graphic design, 3do game adverts, lots of guns and horrid hypermachismo bullshit, and a lotta gross, tired jokes.

I'm linking this because A) this is basically all the evidence one would need to know the 90s were a hellpit of awfulness, and B) ... honestly that's about all the reason for it. aside from maybe going "oh hey that's a game I remember"

@HTHR@cybre.space awoo

advert on my phone: "90% of people don't know this Ritual exists!"
... am i being sold some kind of summoning spell???

@envgen step 5: realise you mistook the hook fastenings for the loop fastenings and now you instead have basically a brillo pad piano and you instead call it the Pain-ano.

@evie ...i fuckin

...

oh my god

jesus

fuckin

hfasuhiasf

do they think women are just animated dolls or something rather than human beings what the shit

@envgen step 1: get velcro in black and white
step 2: put aside the hook fastenings
step 3: stick white velcro loop strips on wh ite keys, and black velcro loop strips on black keys.
step 4: PETTABLE PIANO