Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@007@mastodon.xyz auhghh i cannot believe that the "Received" pun slipped by me and I'm the one who made it fuck. like a gun's receiver.

@007@mastodon.xyz i hear AR-14 was really bad on release so they had to basically utterly pull the rifle in its entirety, but then they released it as AR-14-A Gun Remodelled and it's been very well received.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online aaah babies let them sleep ;w;

@maple this. also why the fuck can't most phones turn down the vibration because holy shit even if I turn the sound down to a managable level that doesn't make me jump every time, the vibration is SO LOUD that it ALSO startles me and I can't turn THAT down ><;

@legendaryjoeb I sometimes forget too :3 It's always a relief to remember "oh yeah gender is a fuck and total bullshit I can just be what the fuck ever, or no gender! FUCK gender!" and then I'm way happier.

reminder that FF7 (the original one) had a scene in the Gold Saucer where you could take part in the play and at the pivotal moment where you're meant to kiss Aeris/The Princess to defeat the dragon etc, you can choose to either A: Kiss the King, or B: kiss the Dragon instead (which is obviously the only CORRECT answer).

but the game pulls a cheap shot and instead turns the dragon into a girl like you've "broken the curse" and I'm like "I goddamn made my choice, game, don't friggin ruin it."

Rando: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Me: "I'm a sknq!"
Rando: "No, I mean, what's in your pants?"
Me: *giving a wry smirk as I loom over them* "Nanomachines, Son!"

@ottumon number 8 will make your soul transubstantiate!

@ottumon "Priests hate them! Learn this ONE WEIRD TRICK!"

local timeline for cf is so good. i like this instance. i can boost stuff here on the local timeline I find funny and good and cute and wonderful and fun and not worry that it's some awful person because, heck, they're on cf, how could they be awful?

I mean obviously someone might in the future slip through but so far so good, we're all lovely here, and I know maple wouldn't let anybody awful in here willingly or knowingly because maple is a good squobit <3

@maple maple oh my GOD

welp time for bed.

Sid is sprawled on said bed,

need to... climb in beside and hope I don't disturb him because I am hoping for fluffyboy cuddles tonight.