@squirrel_ebooks maplebot no turn away from the dark side D:
US Politics (+++)
This is Joshua Collins' campaign platform on Trans Rights. He's a socialist trucker running for our 2020 congress in Washington's 10th district (Olympia to south Tacoma), and I am in love with him.
(Transcript in link)
https://www.joshua2020.com/platform#comp-k2jqcb7c
@chr
Tired: Approaching dragons from the standpoint of physics
Wired: Approaching dragons. Like, just go over and say hi, they're friendly
@witchfynder_finder basket what now
(This is a joke of course we had to play basketball in school and I was terrible at it but I genuinely had totally forgotten horse is a thing in basketball too)
@modernmodron @masklayer emperor of tooting, Tootenkhamun
elsewhere in a thread of imagined attributes of fae, I added:
Human language is compelling music to you, all rhythms and melodies. As such, you can mesmerize/lull a human by speaking a version of their native tongue that sounds like it should make sense, but is a half-step removed, like concrete poetry read by a radio announcer. However, you often miss information imparted to you via language because you're nodding your head, tapping your feet to its music, ignoring entirely its intent.
@troubleMoney hell yeah I'm ready for bonfire night! *pulls duvet over head, protects kitties as well, pokes a hand out from under the covers to give a thumbsup*
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.