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@DogMotif@snouts.online WELL I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA BE SPENDING UPGRADE MONEY ON NOW HOLY SHIT

me at any inanimate object: *talks to it normally like it's a person*
me at cats: WHO'S A FLUFFY BABY YES YOU ARE AAAA SO PRETTY FLUFFY LUMP I LOVE YOU YES I DOOOO~~~~

if you haven't blocked me because of my puns

thank you

also wtf you doin

@HollyFromTheBox@glaceon.social you could say this is a

Holly Jolly Christmas

𝕘 𝕒 𝕪 𝕥 𝕒 𝕝 𝕚 𝕥 𝕪

tiny BDSM safeword PSA to dominants 

did you know, sometimes the domme needs to say the safeword? did you know, as a domme, you're allowed to use the safeword? did you know that it's important for you to feel safe and have a good time too?

you're allowed to stop the scene if things are going in a direction that makes you scared or uncomfortable. as a domme you also have limits, and your goal shouldn't be please the submissive to the exclusion of your own pleasure or comfort.

ahhh Misty you lovely lovely kitty, plapping around nice and slow because you are old and soft and tubbs. <3 <3

me: i wonder what would happen if i trained the neural net gpt-2 on christmas carols?

me: ...

me: oh NO
aiweirdness.com/post/189845472

@troubleMoney @evie my first thought was literally "...if people are actually buying this because they're afraid wifi signals are going to hack their brain or something .... honestly they deserve what they get."

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