Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

I think for new years I'm gonna give up pooptooting. No more pooptoots from me. I'd best get started on this now to prep for it instead of just halfarsing it on jan 1st and inevitably failing so here goes, no more pooptoots from now on.

@vyr "gonna pop this program in the litter tray in case it poops itself"

@batterpunts god cannot help you here

not in the PUNishment Zone :3

@batterpunts actually i dunno if that would cause electric current i dunno i'm bad at science lol

@batterpunts well then you'd be arrested and =w=

charged with battery

broke; tom hiddleston
woke: tiddly hiddly

@Ivafakename aw man i'm gonna miss out a lot of shitposts tho D:

LB: ... am.. am i ... i'm not the only one who ... who wants to lick both of those colours, right? they... they look delicious

@Ivafakename you fucking deleted the pinned post holy fuck ahahaha YOU ACNNOT DELETE YOUR SINS

@Ivafakename as a matter of fact yes I would mi-HEY GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YO-[REDACTED]

@batterpunts if i recall rightly from uh... many years ago of science classes, the wavelength of the microwaves is enough to cause any water molecules to vibrate and thus become energised which causes it to emit radiation in the form of heat which heats things up and since p. much all food has water in it in some form or another this makes heating food pretty simple, yes, but as for why said microwaves hitting metal causes sparks uh...

... radiation disco rave party?? idk

@batterpunts brb supercharging and using a contactless card system to cook omelettes in stores

@batterpunts oh yeah good point yes. that is how it works, sorry XD but yeah microwave vs induction hob is like

induction hob: just gonna heat up the metal to heat the food real fast nice and precise like
microwave: FUCKIN NUKE EVERYTHING YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

@Ivafakename i couldn't NOT read it! it was... there! It just.. .INSERTED itself into my bbrain

@Ivafakename I JUST SAW THE PINNED POST AND FUCK, IF YOU'RE GONNA PUT A STRAIGHT UP SCP LEVEL COGNITO HAZARD IN YOUR PINNED TOOTS FRIGGIN REDACT THAT SHIT OH MY GOD

@batterpunts to be fair the induction hobs are using magnetic induction to excite the molecules in the food in the pans, which the nheats the pan as well as a consequence, as opposed to other hobs which heat the pan, which THEN heats the food.

whereas a microwave oven blasts EVERYTHING inside with radiation constantly and doesn't care how hot or not it is it just cares about the timer running out or not XD

@Ivafakename you pinned that toot didn't you i read the pinned toot oh my god