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modem noises 

@troubleMoney youtube.com/watch?v=lLy9_jkqxz
Warning, gonna be flashing colours, and lots of that noise I described, and bad 8 bit graphics on a loadding screen

modem noises 

@troubleMoney (spectrum tape loading noises actually. ^^; but I suppose a dot matrix printer is somewhat similar)

@najimi@hellsite.site yes oh my god someone put it into words holy shit

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

LB: OOF
OW

MY SOUL

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

How in the world did I not notice? redd.it/ennlxw

modem noises 

@troubleMoney (if you actually get what i'm referencing there I will be very very VERY surprised because it's.... kinda very niché, very oblique, and... possibly slightly incorrect... and also has absolutely nothing to do with modems XD )

a nonbinary person you have a complicated, competitive relationship with 

frenemenby

modem noises 

@troubleMoney *gets confused and responds similarly, but ... incorrectly,*

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BIP
...
.....ooooooooooooooooooooooooo BIRIRIRRIPRRBRIRPIRP.



.... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BIP....
...
.....oooooooooooooooooBRRKGLKSKLGLSJADKGLAHSDKJFALSHFKJLAHSF

hang on i forgot to cw this for food 

@maples i understand none of this but...

@Duende@snouts.online oh boy i didn't know it was time for "is this a markov chain bot post or a shitpost" time! Let me just get my glasses.

*barges into the room, looking wild, breathless*

No Man's Sky and Ziltoid are literally the same story

@outie i swear to god if I find out that the centre of the galaxy actually hides the universe's finest cup of coffee i am going to straight up just die. my soul will leave my body. I will cease to exist on this plane of mortal existence and ascend just to find god and slap them across the face with the entire prime material plane.

@MililaniVF@glitch.social "Just spit the damn key out"
"NO. I REFUSE."
"Damn it how am I supposed to open you now I've got the right key then!?"
"That sounds like not my problem!" *happily munching the key like a toothpick*

@MililaniVF@glitch.social "Aw dang, wrong ke-hey. HEY let go!"
door: "Nope, my key now."

@apow@snouts.online they're like pokemon

only you can only keep some of them as pets

and it's generally frowned on to have them fight each other for profit

@thatwingsy@snouts.online yisssssssss time for Good Crime Boys

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