Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Ivafakename ...this reminds me I really should have named any Ditto I catch to "mood" or also "same"

@Ivafakename ....a plague doctor who literally does this, prescribes bunkass but adorable and harmless "cures" to completely made up and harmless "diseases" and "conditions" jsut to make people's days better

and then when they find a patient with some real actual genuine disease they're just like "woah okay hold up here take this" and it's real medicine and genuinely helps but they're so secretive they disappear before they can be identified and rewarded for being legit good at medicine.

@Ivafakename "Goodness! There appears to be a huge infestation of WATER here! Can't have that!"

...forgot there was a spider in Momodora RUTM that is harmless unless you run into it, and it just sits there going "uguu~" at you.

...

...apparently if you DON'T kill it or harm it you can get a shop later.

@Ivafakename no thanks I don't think paper can work and it's cruel to force it to do so

speaking of River City Girls, any track with Noize's voice actor doing vocals is amazing. https://kuniokun.fandom.com/wiki/Noize Her character design is rad as fuck and also

fuck just

she has literally the best fuckin' boss theme in the entire game.

@Ivafakename i am an illegal shitposter

@Ivafakename haha fuck no :D

@Ivafakename STEALING TOOTS IS KILLING THE SHITPOST INDUSTRY

we left this post public so you can help

@Ivafakename shit i just thought of a great shitpost reply one sec

...you know thinkinga bout it Brian David Gilbert WOULD make a pretty good Waluigi

@Ivafakename my favourite thing is when someone posts something and then the reply is either a single response of just the OP's name/screenname, or like B: "A no."
A: "A YES"

That said, Misako and Kyoko DO appear in a couple other games, but never as Kunio and Riki's girlfriends. They both appear in Misuzu's team for one of the more recent sports games in the series too.

So... the whole plot could be seen as like, a massive case of Unreliable Narrator. Hence why the otherwise stated to be gentle, bubbly Mami and the shrewd, kind-hearted Hasebe are written as snobby and divaish in RCG.

Granted, you could play (briefly) both Misako and Kyoko up until a certain point (I did not realise this!) and they have their own special moves etc.

HOWEVER

In the original Nekketsu game (localised as Renegade in the west), and RCR/Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari, Mami and Hasebe are the love interests of Riki and Kunio respectively, and also in various other games throughout the series!

So I only just found out what the deal is with RCG where your main characters seem to NOT actually be the girlfriends of Riki and Kunio.

Because... they actually aren't?? The only game in which they previously appeared AS their girlfriends, was a single game on the superfamicom called Kunio Tachi no Banka (played an english translation, it's a pretty good beatemup game, but not VERY Nekketsuish, no stats etc)

I had a dream last night and I remember none of it except a song that I was completely certain was from River City Girls except I listened to the soundtrack of it and none of them stood out as "ah yeah that's the song I was remembering" and now I can't remember what the song was aaaaa braiinnnn

@Salith@mastodon.social to yeet is always acceptable