@Ivafakename MAR10
my brain: "Marlo"
me: "...no it's Mario. Mar-/i/-"
my brain: "Marlo" :)
me: "..."
my brain: :)
me: ._.; marlo it is.
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@Ivafakename ...I hate to be that person but... c_c; i've literally seen those. hell I went to a birthday party for someone and someone got them a giant candy dick on a stick. e_e;
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@Ivafakename TOP candy specialists? crap there's where I've been going wrong. I've only got BOT- *dragged off stage before they can finish that cursed toot*
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@Ivafakename you raise a fair point.
though honestly a flute made of candy would get sticky real quick
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@Ivafakename allow me to show you something...
lewd shitpost nonsense
@lamb what about people who want to be anime girls AND fuck anime girls
"To assist you with your search, please tell me about your ideal partner."
"Cephalopods. I mean, a great partner, to me, is like a cephalopod. Highly intelligent, problem solver, can throw down or cause a clever distraction to get away depending on the situation and has a preference for sea-food. Also, excellent hugger. That's a must."
The matchmaker steepled six of her hands thoughtfully, "I don't suppose you're into Lego™?"
"I am!"
gross?
@BatElite that's okay gremlins are good <3
gross?
@BatElite she has massive gremlin energy yes :O but she is exceedingly friendly and cuddly too. lovegremling
gross?
@BatElite She likes to be especially cuddly when she's soaking wet from the rain too
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.