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@tom @noiob *taps side of head* can't have a silverfish infestation if they're your pets

We all have "those" people in our lives. That one friend you had a crush on in high school. That one friend you had a crush on yesterday. Your old roommate who always hangs out with you and also you maybe smooch their head every once in a while?

Introducing the platonicule, the solution for all your abstract queer friendship needs! Just buy a villa out in the wilderness and live with everyone in a stable long term relationship, no sex required— but, if you WANTED to... You know.

more aggressively gendered soap, alcohol 

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online does... does this Duke Cannon guy need... like... to talk? they... they really seem to have a lot of insecurity issues

@legendaryjoeb I love how i immediately know exactyly what this meme conveys god

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@daylight is okay ^^ History is pretty messy anyway and also yeah rome kinda got its ass kiiiiicckkked in the punic wars haah.

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@daylight so now I'm imagining your initial post but he's ebegging for sex because he's super jelly that everyone else is getting more action than him and now he's a roman empire incel or some shit rofl

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@daylight lol I just found out the main reason he was calling for Carthage to be destroyed is because he went there once and saw it was fuckin' rich as all hell and was super jealous like how dare any nation be better off than the great mighty roman empire (*makes a wanking guesture and rolls eyes*) which makes it even more hilarious

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@daylight Cato the Elder is I believe the roman senator, apparently, who as a form of... protest I guess?? against the roman empire apparently not taking a harsh enough stance on Carthage, decided to suffix every speech he gave in the debates with the phrase "Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem esse delendam", or "Furthermore, I consider that Carthage must be destroyed". (thank you Wikipedia, the Free Online Encyclopaedia that ANYONE can edit).

@owashii@snouts.online @PsyChuan@snouts.online i can do you one better haieijlkfhajksfljkasf youtube.com/watch?v=x2muqesqlt

@owashii@snouts.online @PsyChuan@snouts.online oh shit they did one of my favourite 80s tracks lol youtube.com/watch?v=oGfkPCZYfF

@owashii@snouts.online @PsyChuan@snouts.online that is pretty genius I am not gonna lie lol.

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@daylight @daylight "this is fine roman wine. also I believe the fine ass of that twink should be duly wrecked right now."

@owashii@snouts.online @PsyChuan@snouts.online oh thank goodness hahaha XD

oh also I think honestly the version of Beat It by MJ is better than the Bohemian Rhapsody one, because holy shit it actually manages to do the Eddie Van Halen guitar solo at the latter half perfectly holy shit. youtube.com/watch?v=6B522GbH3D

@owashii@snouts.online @PsyChuan@snouts.online please tell me that's not acutally stuff on fire in the last half of that video lol

@owashii@snouts.online @PsyChuan@snouts.online that's INCREDIBLE Oh my god :O

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