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@monorail gotta wear nice warm socks when it's chilly out after all, so why not wear really nice ones after all?

(Even if the reason it's chilly out is because a giant glaceon made it chilly so she had an excuse to wear some really rad and comfy socks :3 )

Oh also we're having an extension built on this house, and the builders got some roof tiles delivered and I cannot stop giggling every single time I walk past the packaging because apparently I am twelve years old

@mint@elekk.xyz (I still fucking get shaken up by remembering that scene, just... goddamn Toshiro Mifune is a powerful fucking actor... just his anguished cries as he holds that child. I... I fucking... god. It tears my fucking heart out every time just THINKING about it.)

@mint@elekk.xyz hi fucking five for saying what needed to be said about Seven Samurai as a film. I love it, honestly. But the main characters are the first two you see, specifically largely the young, eager wannabe-samurai following the old ronin wanderer.

AND YET

The most interesting characters are all the OTHER side characters, most of which die, and the peasants whose village is being defended.

Kikuchiyo gets a special mention because holy fuck, when the mill is burned down... christ...

Random Invented Person: "Wow Polystyrene is so useful as a packaging material and it has no downsides whatsoever!"
Me, having tried to clear up some sheets of polystyrene packaging material as tidily as possible, now looking like a motion capture artist as a result of the little white balls of polystyrene stuck all over me thanks to Static Electricity: 😐 "y'sure 'bout that?" 😐

CP2077 is Duke Nukem Forever for those people who claim to be transhumanist but somehow also manage to be gender-essentialist.

Honestly there are only a few occasions where classical music is appropriate and the two main ones are:
A: you're at an opera or some other fancy rich fuck do and trying to appear classy for all the other rich fucks you want to impress with your rich fuckery
B: you are a rich fuck who is standing looking out the window of your corporate hq sipping some rich fuck wine while you watch millions of people die due to your direct actions and you feel smug about it because you are a rich fuck

Ahhh time to snuggle into bed and sleep

My brain: *BONETROUSLE AT MAXIMUM VOLUME*

me: .... Well at least it's not Handel's water music again.. Fucking hold musics.

fuck my throat is sore i'mma get a drink and go to bed i think

Crash Bandicoot has huge himbo energy
but also huge wholesome-gymbro energy

@enbyss@hellsite.site i sure as hell wouldn't interrupt, dude is clearly in the zone and he's gonna sing his fuckin' heart out and it's gonna be awesome no matter what

@shel@snouts.online Hm...

...the positive version of this is clearly hyperlink posting something and then your tl being flooded with hyli boosting everyone's replies of "GOD DAMMIT HYLI".

is there such a thing as an Anti-Hyperlink?

@cozykaffe@snouts.online i mean if we really want to find the answer to that question we'd have to ask people around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world

@cozykaffe@snouts.online eeeehhhh I dunno, that's kinda a

s t r e t c h

@enbyss@hellsite.site tired : cheese kills
wired : cheese skills :rad: 👉 :blobsunglasses: 👉

@Troasta well they do say the shoes make the man...

...the dino...

the dinoman

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