@outie Repetitive Striking Injury
@g it's an absolute win win!
seriously my phone just cannot stay connected via wifi no matter what I do this is horse shit
@troubleMoney @mavica be gurg do crimes
@troubleMoney @mavica ffffffffuck i meant to say girg but okay girl works too
@troubleMoney @mavica girl
@jk ...*starts counting* ...fuck have i only got 599 on the left one? did I misplace a hair?? DID I MISCOUNT!?
wait maybe the right eyebrow has it... *checks* HOW DOES IT HAVE 652!?!?
@mawr instructions unclear, tried to do all my work and jobs whilst playing Burnout Paradise and predictably crashed a lot
@jk their AI has not yet worked out how to mimic being human so the blinking algorithm is not yet randomised
Nd feels, doing smalltalk
That autistic feeling when six separate people ask “how’re you going?” within twenty minutes and every time you freeze for a bit trying to work out the correct balance of honest-but-not-too-honest considering the people and the context and your mental state and you finally manage to get out some approximation of “alright”.
And then if you manage to remember to return the question after all that worry, they invariably reply the same “oh, fine!”
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.