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@Ivafakename You only gotta worry if you see your own boosted toot and are like "what fuckin' asshole posted this bullshit? They should get cancelled immediately!!" and then realise it was you and you arel ooking at your own toot and you are the asshole and you cancel yourself and eject yourself from the nearest airlock

Please boost! Abuse mention. 

Please help my friend Juno escape her abusive household. Any little amount helps, with rent and travel and whatnot. Seriously, any amount can make a difference. Please share this around!

paypal.com/paypalme/yyoiiick

@hoppet next people will try to tell us that there's clothes only BOYS are supposed to wear. pff. bloody ridiculous

me, when i discover my new stretch jeans are too small because the fabric isn't sufficiently elastic crosswise 

@gdkar the gd stands for GOD DAMMIT

me, when i discover my new stretch jeans are too small because the fabric isn't sufficiently elastic crosswise 

SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT WEFT! 😩

...no tummy you are not hungy

you just ate a couple hours ago
you do not need more food
stop.

@jk i hate how this is clearly a shitpost

but it's also way too real and way too accurate and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

but then... like... I'd have to play a game about a boyband touring a fantasy world which DOESN'T let you play as a cute li'l mouse bard.

or the shooty magical dominatrix game.

...

hm maybe actually I'll... settle in for the long haul with FF15 actually first, THEN bayonetta, THEN Ghost of a Tale.

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okay I think imma go bebd

slepy time
tomorrow

I choose between Ghost of a Tale, FF15 and Bayonetta.

...gotta say kinda leaning towards the cute mouse game

*someone boosts one of my pinned toots*

yes

YES

SPREAD MY CURSED TOOTS SO THAT I MAY BECOME STRONGER

@Colophonscrawl i mean let's be real, "Hollywood" is clearly a fake family name. Paul? SUPER fuckin' common, and also biblical in nature.

ABSOLUTELY an undead.

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