Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@owashii@tech.lgbt @aoife I think we all know who the loser here is

(me, i'm the loser)

@aoife maybe they shouldn't have such a hard to pronounce (and spell) town name

Mario Kombat: Kartmageddon

@joshua bbuuuneee

@joshua :bing: how to convince police i am not the jacaklope they were called about and the invasion force is not coming i am a normal human with the normal human amount of antlers not a jackalope

@joshua :bing: how to cancel police call about jackalope supremacy

@Kaffe@glaceon.social Deathabo

@monorail

...I read the CW as Mortal Kombat Wii and I was very very confused for a moment.

clearly i need more sleep

@rubiline U GENDER: COOL

@gingerrroot my brain is a fuck and read this as it being "Captain Yuri Images"

but also yes I agree.

@troubleMoney oh dang this would be super useful actually because it would like... make sure there was no food left on the floor, and also like...you could find random bits of change real easy, just gotta get it to give the stuff back lol.

@troubleMoney hell yes

@a_breakin_glass ugh not ebay they'll take a ridiculous amount in fees off ya for gender

@a_breakin_glass *frowning while looking at a clipboard, takes off hardhat to scratch head in confusion, looks over shoulder at three shipping containers which are in the process of being offloaded from a cargo ship. shrugs* I dunno what to tell you, I got a note here saying that I'm to deliver this consignment of gender to ya, that's all. I don't get paid to ask questions y'know? I can't take it back now, it's already paid for by whoever ordered it, so, y'know, I guess it's free genders. ya?

okay look... I can't be alone in this

but... who else ever wanted a pet rust monster when you inevitably played D&D at some point

@monorail and yet nobody was this angry about Five's cover of We Will Rock You back in the 90s wtf people are friggin weird.

okay so I have found ONE instance where a pun was made in FF15 where the reaction was negative, in some fashion. One.

After fighting the Adamantoise which btw is ABSOLUTELY GIGANTIC HOLY CRAP IT'S LIKE LITERALLY FIGHTING A HUGE FRIGGIN MOUNTAIN Prompto quips "I never thought I'd see a mountain move!"

Noctis replies, without hesitation "did you find it 'moving'?"

Gladio's response is a curt "that one was bad, and you should feel bad."

i'm friggin dying lol