Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

if you tell me the slightest detail about a pair of fictional characters in any kind of media that have no other details other than what you just told me I WILL come up with an entire backstory for them within seconds i cannot help myself

like

i have ideas in my head that just... float there, unformed, in potentia. like free electrons just desperate to latch onto other atoms.

@PsyChuan i love and support the gay orc and dwarf blacksmith couple.

@PsyChuan and the very next day the Dwarf is wearing cute ribbons in his beard that the Orc got him and they're both stoic and silent as they work but the dwarf and orc are just fucking BEAMING with happiness and the Dwarf shoots daggers at anybody who DARES make fun of the ribbons because he loves them so much.

@PsyChuan they argue a lot and grumble at each other in public but are also so very tender and loving of each other,, and one time they did have a yelling argument at each other they ended up crying and hugging afterwards and apologising profusely to each other because they were both stressed about work and it was really about the Orc being upset about feeling like they have lost their touch and the Dwarf being upset because they thought the Orc hated their beard but the Orc LOVES their beard.

why does the term "spray cheese" give me such a visceral reaction of disgust just hearing it?

@envgen "Welcome... to GeoffNet. WELCOME. To GeoffNet. THIS. is GeoffNet. This is GeoffNet, Welcome! You can do ANYTHING at GeoffNet..."

@envgen through a door?

if you got a room fulla anthros and several of them are bats, do you call the ratio of winged anthros to bat anthros a "batting average"?

@joshua *rimshot*!