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re: How many trans people in denial does it take to change a light bulb? 

@AzureHusky *falls over dead, and an announcer yells out "M-M-M-MONSTER KILL" from somewhere in the cosmos*

@monorail @shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev ... Oh balls lol I legit forgot chikorita is the grass one and isn't a bird what's the damn name of the fire one again.

Uh.... Lessie... Grass.... .... Fuck I got nothing, sorry ^^;

@shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev I usually go with something like Kentucky. Maybe something chilli related. Hot Wings.

You know, cause like, fire, and bird. Spicy birb. Gonna turn the heat up on her opponents.

re: Observation on my poll about cw roulette 

@Ivafakename yeeeeeeeeeeeeah i'd not mess with content warnings like that honestly. too much potential for it to either be abused or for someone to get harmed by it in ways that were unintentional and, y'know, 's no good.

hhh got all the way up to Liminal rank in Receiver 2 then died because a shockdrone got me since I couldn't aim for toffee apparently, gugh.

finally, WHOOOO WANTS A COMFY CAATTEE?! :D

course you do. Here's a Thulhu, she's very comfy and snoozy.

re: sex toy 

@envgen Where do I sign up for the second part?

...just the second one. pop that sucker in a computer instead.

@devurandom@cybre.space @jk do you want missingnos? because this is how you get f̶͂ͅs̴͙̕à̵͜F̴̝̐A̷̼̓f̶̖́

re: Oops, all Duckposting! (more posting about the ducks! :D) 

@Felthry ya same! I might get a video of them making those little warbling sounds actually at some point ^^ it's very adorable

re: Oops, all Duckposting! (more posting about the ducks! :D) 

@Felthry The six girls are younger, we got them shortly after. There was a third male we managed to eventually rescue after several weeks of trying, but he was like... part wild mallard I think? And because of this he was spooking the two males. We gave him to a duck rescue place to see if they could rehabilitate him and take care of him, in part trade for the six girls to keep the other two males company.

re: Oops, all Duckposting! (more posting about the ducks! :D) 

@Felthry they're ours. The two males (the big white one with the curl in his tail, and the black one - who also has the curl in his tail, but he's easier to tell apart lol) WERE domestic ducks, but presumably because they were male and they had too many, whoever their owner was just dumped the poor things in a nearby pond when they were younger. They were rake thin and near to starvation when we rescued them ;;

re: Oops, all Duckposting! (more posting about the ducks! :D) 

@Felthry they are SO cute omg. I just hope they get relaxed enough to let us pet and snuggle them a little because aaa they're so fluffy ;w;

Oh also, shot of my pc up and running and ... it's pretty hard to tell from the pciture, but that ram is lit up and it may or may not be in a variety of soft, pleasant, and extremely valid colours ;3

The MSI logo on the 1660 Super lights up as well but I have no control over that so it just slowly cycles rainbow colours lol

Oops, all Duckposting! (more posting about the ducks! :D) 

The girls are getting a lot braver nowadays. Giving them some food this morning and they were like, a foot away from me while they ate without panicking, making adorable little cooing noises. Never heard ducks make that noise before but these girls do when they're eating. It's super adorable.

(i'm kidding zombies and goasts are chill they can stay long as they like)

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