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dental health, ~ 

hey guess who just had a root canal AND a filling done at the same time! 😂​😂​😂​😂​

(god this is gonna suck in an hour or two oh my fuck)

@pup_hime fuuuck me why are governments and laws like this why do they fucking apply what would be absolutely devastating fines to the poor, saying "we've lowered it down from what it COULD be because of your circumstances, now you are sitll bankrupt, but it's politer.", and give the same fuckin' fines to people who can afford to just piss that amount of money away EVERY HOUR as if it makes a single bit of difference, ugh.

@pup_hime gabe can sneeze and blow his nose with 1 mil euros and not even blink wtf.

@spacewastrel@yiff.life @TomYote@yiff.life @IceWolf riding in on a horse, don't want it to get hurt?
Horsor

@Salith@queer.party my teeth are vibrating in anticipation

@LANthus (also i am very amused by the idea of a tiny babby duke nukem)

@LANthus Ironically I'm only mentioning this because I'm playing a Doom map which uses Build engine assets and it has thirty foot tall vending machines in otherwise fairly normal scaled looking buildings lol.

I am an adult, and yet this still made me absolutely lose my shit giggling for two minutes straight.

Marked sensitive because bathroom humour.

...damn you know I forgot something about when I used to play DN3d a lot and played a bunch of maps... a lot of people seemed to forget SCALE.

like, thjey'd have these really nice looking cities and everything, but vending machines and arcades would be RIIIIIDONCULOUSLY TALL, meaning that Duke seemed like he was ... what... three foot tall.

little babby man

@matt this or a Mr Rodgers sitting calmly in a nice comfy chair with a serene smile on his face

@OchotonidKnight @socks i think you underestimate just how bad i am at bullet hell shooters.

@joshua feathers. ALWAYS Feathers. if people tell you "but dinos aren't scary with fluffy feathers!!" just take them to a random farm with geese that they've never been introduced to, and make sure they get nice and hissy and honky, and then say "Just imagine one of these murderous bastards, but thirty foot tall. Scared yet?" If they say no, THEY ARE LYING.

@socks GOD. YES. PLEASE. FUCK. I love these games but god i am so bad at them ;w;

What if Touhou but you could play in easy mode without entirely giving up the ability to finish the game

i dunno why but any kind of joke that relies on audio either becoming muffled/muted, or UNmuffled/muted, is ridiculously funny to me.

see: Lilo and Stitch, the bit where Lilo wakes Nani up to show Stitch functioning as a record player, or this ridiculously silly video: twitter.com/K1NGRK9/status/135

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