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It's world emoji day! I hope you're ready for some unforgettable new emoji I'm making!

*Looks into emoji kitchen to find only one solitary emoji I've made and it's bad* :ren:
Ye gods! My emoji is terrible!!!
But what if

I were to use REGULAR emoji
And disguise them as my own??

Haha, delightfully memetic, Ren!

*Goes to clamber out window and sneak off to use the emoji already existing here*

The Akira movie was released in Japan 30 years ago today.

I drove five hours, to a tiny art theatre in Spokane, Washington, to see this when it came out.

Customs in Canada was unimpressed with my story when I returned home. "You drove to Spokane."

"yeah."

"To see a movie."

"yeah."

"... Get out of the car."

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For my money, the manga was much better, but the movie was impressive as fuck.

mmmm My Lost Last Step by Lymbyc Systym is a good track yes (It's off their Carved by Glaciers album if you want it). Then again there's a LOT of good tracks over their various albums.

I was cleaning out links I had kept for amusement/specific purposes and I forgot I had favorited the Silent Hill Wiki Circumcision meltdown that is sadly lost to time thanks to Storify's shutdown.

Please tell me someone saved it :(

The following link to my friend is coming to the same view of the same time as well as the registered owner of a small flat rate box of course

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Okay phone show me your most magnificent totally predictive text post to date...

Oh no it's hot and still no it's supposed to be cold and windy and wet what is this bull hockey

toilet humour, kinda gross 

Huge shoutouts to pooping on company time; one of the most relaxing ways to earn money.

Aaand just like that my break is over. Welp. Three hours left

Hey folks - if you use Liberapay, get your money out before July 26th! Looks like their financial processor is kicking them out so you need to get your money before then.

It's really easy to do - just log in and click through your notifications to get started!

work griping 

Meanwhile our bonus is affected by how quick we can serve customers and how long they're kept waiting and those who are left are made to work double or triple as hard to make up the shortfall, which is utter shit. Wages are ok, but when the heating is on in summer but it "costs too much to have the AC on" I will be glad when I can quit. ...

.... Wonder if I could hijack the pa system radio to play a few select tunes when I go?

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