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Earlier pun recounting 

in the car whilst Miq and @Salith discuss Sal's Sylvaneth army that they're making and I can't help myself

"question"
"yes?"
"If Salith's making a Sylvaneth army with tree monsters and dryads and stuff..."
"...?"
"Does that make them Branch Manager? :3 "

there was a tangible pause. I believe the words "I WILL kill you" were uttered in my direction. I'm still pretty proud of it tbh. totally worth it.

I like that our thermometer has a little indicator to tell you how you should feel about the weather

cute questions thingy! actual answers now! 

Oh whoops forgot about this. OKAY HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOooooo

1: Last person I held hands with? Miq <3
2: shy. oh my gosh so shy.
3: our new kitty coming on the 19th of august omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg. but also @rycuda again , really must plan that again ^^
4: gosh I hope so ._.;
5: oh absolutely, but I hate getting drunk sooo...
6: good, nice people... must be why i have a crush on so many people here too.

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=w= pun warning =w= 

Well at least I don't have to worry about Kami ever. I mean she's happy to stay in the Safest spot in the house!

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weird computer related thingy 

It occurs to me now that I know full well NoA stands for Nintendo of America...

But every time I see that acronym it reads like an enigmatic secret society in an apocalyptic mecha anime or something

markov 🤖 

Hell, this is making me feel like I can suplex you to keep petting her.

silly pooptooty post 

Also lewds not Leeds bloody hell, phone.

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silly pooptooty post 

Rules of being Ren:
1: soff, fluffy
2: hugs
3: Always Boost 2hu
4: sknqfav o'clock is during online hours
5: online hours are always
6: sleepy
7: shy, nervous
8: PUNS ALWAYS
9: YES EVEN WHEN SLEEPY
10: shy sknqfavving of Leeds
11: POOPTOOTING DRIVE AT MAXIMUM OUTPUT
12: <3
13: be good soff sknq

Here you go, proof she's okay again. Just chilling out in Miq's room. She's still breathing a little quick but she's not panting any more

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Deadspin, swearing in headline, capitalism 

theconcourse.deadspin.com/how-

"It’s legal to do this. It’s legal, if you’re rich enough, or carefully enough obscured behind the legal fiction of a hedge fund or corporation, to borrow vast sums of money, purchase a company with it, and then simply pass that debt along to the people who do the company’s work and make its products, by stripping their jobs so you can redirect their salaries toward debt payment."

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