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was watching Planet Earth 2 last night (nature documentary thingy, pretty great), and the last episode was on wildlife in cities and there was not only this really friggin cool bit on yeens where in Africa there is this city where they are forming a sort of symbiosis with the hyenas and giving them food and the yeens are more peaceful in the city as a result and don't hunt there because they get hand fed.

But also on raccoons and they are the cutest oh my gosh they make such adorable noises.

holy crap how did i ever function with just one screen oh my bloody hell my Surface is great and pretty adorable and I wanna put stickers on it and shit but OH MY GOOD LORD having one screen is ... just... SO fuckin' weird.

more strong women!
*strong women appear*
Stronger!!
*women beef out*
STRONGER!!
*women flexing so hard the stars themselves tremble*
strong women

me: "hm i'm tired but not sleepy but can't focus on gaming but also don't wanna just go to bed what do"
brain: "make a pooptoot"
me: "okay!...uh... hm... okay brain help me out here."
brain: "..what if the real pooptoot was you all along."
me: "...for fucks sake."

small brain: complex riffs and technical music knowhow to create a blistering and engaging tune that will keep listeners engaged no matter how many times it changes theme throughout the track
normal brain: catchy throwaway manufactured 90s - 2000s pop band tunes with a simple "1-2" regular bass beat to maximise catchiness and to get stuck in people's head all day without effort
galaxy brain: children's youtube music tracks/banana phone
UNIVERSE BRAIN: Megaman X Title Screen music.

Holy crap. Malware hidden in a strand of DNA hijacks the computer that analyzes that particular gene sequence.

We're going to live in a very weird world man.

wired.com/story/malware-dna-ha

Last year, I got Unreal Tournament '99 and Unrealty running in web browsers. I would love to see more Unreal Engine 1 games on the web. Do you work for a company that owns a UE1 title? Hit me up.

UT99: icculus.org/ut99-emscripten/

Unrealty: unrealty.net/

Technical details on all this: unrealty.net/icculus-emscripte

heck good morning i have sinus problems apparently and a lemsip has been helpful in dealing with this but I got a seven hour shift ahead of me and I hope I can get through it aaaaaa

heck i keep finding Good Folks who were on hellbird on masto instances and it's so good aaaaaa

I hope Kamu can come to masto at some point. I'd like for them to get well again so they might be able to come here too.

If you're still on hellbird tho, do please follow @Kamiyana1@twitter.com because they're so good and so pure and their timeline will grant you a beautiful oasis in that hellscape when Kamu posts.

Another pic of my dragon egg :D Thumb tacks and nail polish on a polystyrene egg.

#MastoArt

my good friend veronica is being kicked out by her abusive parents, and could use help paying for moving expenses out here to Seattle.

if you can spare anything, it would be a tremendous boon to a young and struggling trans person t.co/J6wMIhGS3O

Hi I'm friday and im trans and this is my fursona who I love a lot as drawn by nerres on tumblr!!

oh good my Surface Pro is finally updating that one update that kept failing somehow and took forever to download and install.

slightly pooptooty but also slightly maybe on the combatative side but either way <3 and validation to you all because I <3 you 

Me: *hugging you all and giving validation* valid, valid, valid. all of you are valid. none of you are free from validation
bigoted cishets: *sobbing* Please, stop, you can't just do this to people, what about OUR feelings!?
me: *staring them right in the eyes, gives out more validation to everyone but them* valid.

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