keyboard: "Hey I have macro features!"
me: "oh wow that'd make some things really useful! How?"
keyboard: "lol i dunno check manual"
me: "oh okay I'll just look up the manual on the website and-"
website: "lol no we don't sell this keyboard any more"
me: "...fuck, okay, time to dig out the physical manual"
manual: *KNOWLEDGE*
me: "yay! Let's try this!"
keyboard: "macro recorded :) "
me: "aaand test"
keyboard: *does nothing* :)
me: "...what"
keyboard: :)
me: "WHY!?"
keyboard: :)
Old MacDonald had a CPU instruction set, https://www.ibm.com/support/knowledgecenter/en/ssw_aix_71/com.ibm.aix.alangref/idalangref_eieio_instrs.htm
Hey, friend!
Remember that even in places of healing like these federated spaces, you can still accumulate anguish, stress, and tension.
And anyone who cares about you will implore you to step back and rest easy.
Find catharsis, revel in solitude, sit and heal, recuperate... Never feel impelled to constantly participate at the expense of your mental fortitude.
You are not DRM. You don't have to be Always Online!
TIL there are extremely rare blood types beyond the usual ABO scale https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_blood_group_systems#Blood_group_systems
i've never been curious about what blood type i have before now, but now I Urgently Need To Know How Special I Am
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.