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┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we love & support from the clothes rack? like it was 3 degrees above freezing this morning ⛄

"lol here's a fun memm, type "I am a" and then let autocorrect finish it!"
"You don't want that. Trust me"
"Nah lol try it let me see"
"Welp,I warned you... I am a-" *autocorrect starts chanting in Eldrich tongues in ever increasing volumes. It cannot be stopped. The sound, that should not be heard from text, seems to emanate from within the skull, those listening scream in horror and madness*
"Told ya. Never works."

So it either prints repeating nonsense (which is weird and uncomfortable for me for some reason) or it prints utter garbage.

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That second one I had to just spam random suggestions. The first was just the middle one, like it usually does for these memes

Second example:
The worst thing about autocorrect is a bad to redirect the whole thing about this is an alright I am so glad we were in a crisis but I am duly noted the same people in my life and the same group

These autocorrect memms never seem to work for me. Example:

The best thing about autocorrect it's a good time to go to the right to the right to the right to the right to the right

takes about 3 minutes to get +1 token until it hits 10 tokens. so... 30 minutes. for a full token load. and this one puzzle has a TON OF FUCKIN PUZZLES that are like, 10 or less tokens to unlock. aaaaaa

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ALSO using all coins I get to unlock more Hard stages (most efficient way of getting more tokens without doing the 'Free Tokens' offers (which rarely work), or buying token packs). Then waiting for my 10 free tokens to refill, and completing ALL THESE STAGES AT ONCE, watching ads to add +10 tokens whenever the opportunity comes up, saving all those tokens, and spending them to unlock MORE stages, lather, rinse, repeating.

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employing a new strat on this picross game on my phone because you gotta use tokens (which refill up to 10 over time and you can earn more by completing stages occasionally, or recompleting stages (up to 3 for Hard and Super Hard stages, which cost 250 coins a piece to redo again, which you ALSO earn - usually in large amounts - from completing stages you haven't yet done before.) )to unlock new stages.

just waiting and unlocking all the =< 10 token stages first.

he has no style
he has no grace
this kong
has a funny face

Burma-Shave™

i tried to make a super-cola made up of mixing every single pop from the coke freestyle machine and now i'm missing two limbs and my brother's soul is merged to a suit of armor

masto meta 

og mastodon client UI idea : when a new feature is activated, add a lampbulb thought bubble over the client mascot.

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"Atlus is teasing something big for Persona fans. Just today, the company uploaded a teaser for the announcement of Persona 5 R. What that possibly could be is anyone's guess"

given previous applications of that naming convention: kart racer

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