Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Aya Shameimaru: "MOMIJI IS THAT A WEED?!"
Momiji Inubashiri: "Huh? haha, no Aya it's a maple lea-"
Aya: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE" *writes 911 in her reporter notebook*
Eiki Shiki: *Bursting through the door* "NINE ONE ONE WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY"

past me: "What? You're giving me new years day off because you want me to work boxing day which is a wednesday which I don't normally work since we're closed on christmas day?? But NYD's a tuesday, I normally work those, and it's extra pay. Nah it's okay, I'll work both the boxing day and NYD! It'll be fine."
current me having just worked NYE: "PAST ME IS A FUCKIN' JERK AND NEEDS PUNCHING IN THE FACE OH MY GOD WHY WHY WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF"

What is a "scrunchie?" Scientists just don't know.

The more I think about it the less "scrunchies" sounds like a real word and the more it sounds like "chungus" or "spanko"

... that's not a memm. That's those hair tie things. I promise

Heck I need new scrunchies

"lol here's a fun memm, type "I am a" and then let autocorrect finish it!"
"You don't want that. Trust me"
"Nah lol try it let me see"
"Welp,I warned you... I am a-" *autocorrect starts chanting in Eldrich tongues in ever increasing volumes. It cannot be stopped. The sound, that should not be heard from text, seems to emanate from within the skull, those listening scream in horror and madness*
"Told ya. Never works."

So it either prints repeating nonsense (which is weird and uncomfortable for me for some reason) or it prints utter garbage.

That second one I had to just spam random suggestions. The first was just the middle one, like it usually does for these memes

Second example:
The worst thing about autocorrect is a bad to redirect the whole thing about this is an alright I am so glad we were in a crisis but I am duly noted the same people in my life and the same group

These autocorrect memms never seem to work for me. Example:

The best thing about autocorrect it's a good time to go to the right to the right to the right to the right to the right

takes about 3 minutes to get +1 token until it hits 10 tokens. so... 30 minutes. for a full token load. and this one puzzle has a TON OF FUCKIN PUZZLES that are like, 10 or less tokens to unlock. aaaaaa

god but it's taking forever