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No, no, I'm not going to shitpo..

borger kink, amirite?

damn.

hi do robot stuff with people who made me want to be a good girl

My most liked and boosted toot is a throwaway joke that I am like 90% sure now it's the morning someone else already did months ago (maybe even last year) that I put zero effort into because I used foone's Sierra death generator website with the sonic 2 template. I literally put text into a form and it did all the work.

And it's still going omfg

manual CW for infosec, talkinga bout google and facebook and such, data security (very sarcastic article of course, in order to make the point that's probably already known but it was... a little eye opening)

mastodon.ar.al/@aral/101399355

Hot Cocoa: D O W N L O A D E D

*Hacker voice* "I'm in. Bed."

come on multiple discs. There is hair in your spaceship

...

i ... i meant make

...

guess imma go download it instead or something???????????????

oh shit right i was gonna go download a cup of hot chocolate before bed brb

if you see someone at a con cosplaying, and you don't recognize what they're dressed as, chances are you've stumbled upon a otherworldly creature. just let them be, they only get to hang with humans a few times a year. buy them a ramune, its only polite.

food/drink mention 

real hot cocoa hours who gettin slepy

re2 demo still didn't correctly identify my graphics card's vram. it thought the maximum was 0.11 gig. :|

resident evil 2 demo stuff, mentions of guns, violence, gore, death etc. 

Sure you can shoot them in the head a lot, and sure it definitely does quite a bit more damage it seems, finishes them off better and quicker and more efficiently (also holy crap the deformation of the head/body parts is... kinda wild and realistic and yikes so much gore o_o;;; )

but it's still gonna take like... six shots. minimum. oh and there's no telltale blood puddles this time around.

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resident evil 2 demo stuff, mentions of guns, violence, gore, death etc. 

So I'm expecting "oh yeah if I pop them in the head a couple times that's it they're gonna be down easy peasy and I can move on" like the rest of the early RE games and even Resi 0 and REmake 1

but no
ohhhh no
nonono

not this time fucko, the game goes

this time your piddly little "Matilda" pistol is gonna be about as much use as throwing spitballs at them. Nooo dear Leon this is survival horror now. Emphasis on Survival.

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