Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Jaco gets up to fetch his credit card, returns instead with a banana. Looks at the banana, momentarily baffled. "Wait... I don't think they accept banana"

#AdultLife

Chicken are tamed velociraptors. Send toot.

me, while hand-kerning: *changes "Portland Airport" to "Port landAir port"*

egg verbis

unknown source, via a friend on Telegram

I drew a barbarian kobold girl.

I'm not playing another D&D game until I find a dungeon master that'll let me play as her.

#mastoart

femme future dreams:

in like 15 years i would really like a little box that can replace my makeup collection

instead i give it a hex number and what medium i want it mixed into - foundation, cream eyeshadow, lipstick, cheek stick etc. - and if i want it to be matte/gloss/glittery (with duocrome options or whatever)

and then it makes me up just enough for a few applications

every so often i just buy the base and pigment refills

You all are such incredibly tough people, it blows me away.

So many of you wake up every day and envision a better future and drag it kicking and screaming into reality while society just dumps shit on you for just trying to live who you are on the inside on the outside too.

I know you didn't choose to be badasses, but you all are badasses.

Was hanging out on the same TF discord with @Felthry and they were like "There really ought to be more tf stories with details of how it feels to gain extra limbs".

Apparently this was inspiring enough to get a flash fic out of me.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/30344710/ - 469 words, pretty much pure TF fluff.

when winrar's trial runs out we will all be put on trial ourselves. winrar will be judge jury and executable.