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"One plus one is zero."
"What?"
"I'm a programmer and I moved a couch yesterday."
"...?"
"My arms are tired."
"..."
"I can't carry anything right now."
"....."
"I'm a computer programmer and I camt carry. One plus one equals zero."
"... I hate you."

The last cat I had who loved her belly being petted was Babushka. She was a good girl too. tabby and white kitty.

Kami loves her tum being petted by me. she gets very purry and stretches right out for it. which is so adorable. aaaaa <3 she/s a good girl

omg. Clip Studio has been killing me with pen input lag recently, but it seems to be connected to the default Power On Battery setting!! D: I'm so glad my pen is working properly now.

My brain: *reads the word "emoji"* ... Emojo.
Me:...?
Brain: emojo Jo....
Me:...??... Wait no STO-
brain, loud as it can: TIRED: THE EMOJI MOVIE
WIRED: EMOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: PHANTOM 🅱️LOOD

"Hear what a genderless AI voice sounds like—and consider why it matters" by Quartz at Work :
qz.com/work/1577597/this-ai-vo

gotta have that butt positivitity, ya know what fortnite is

aw dang LazyPurple's "How it FEELS" TF2 videos are actually really hilarious fuck

every so often I remember that " 'You mean, the Chaos Emeralds', Obama Chuckled" fanfiction thing and I just...

i dunno why but sometimes I just gotta say "Egg" and the word just makes me smile. :D

hi am gremlin

PLEASE REMEMBER TO WEAR YOUR PROGRAMMING SOCKS WHILE ON THE FEDIVERSE.

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