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Due to the recent decision by Facebook to allow outright lies in adverts so long as the person behind them is a politician I am appointing everyone here who wants it as ministers without portfolio for the People's Republic of Hedgehogistan, a completely real country that I in no way just made up

The hotel is perfectly fine after the typhoon. It was swaying very very noticeably last night, but I managed to fall asleep during the full fury of it, then I woke up at 3am to a beautiful full moon, clear as crystal skies and a beautiful calm night. I would have gotten a photo but when I tried to get up I was so dizzy I nearly fell over. I'm fine now though!

uspol, national parks 

Via the Sierra Club on Twitter: "Trump plans to privatize #NationalPark campgrounds, hike fees, limit senior discounts. Just another profit grab by an administration determined to sell off our public lands to the highest bidder." yahoo.com/entertainment/campgr

When an eyelash, evolved to protect your eye, falls INTO your eye? The greatest betrayal

If you're wondering why I'm bothering to check BBC weather reports for a country and city I'm already in, it's because very early on I discovered that the BBC weather reports for Tokyo were all but useless because they were so inaccurate as to be basically bare faced lies.

So now it's become a bit of a game, comparing it to more accurate weather predictions that seem to actually be trying to be accurate as opposed to throwing a dart at a board covered in weather symbols.

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@Nine If you find someone in the middle of the storm enjoying a nice cuppa there’s your BBC correspondant.

Japan: holy shit this is the biggest typhoon since 1958 AAAAAA!
BBC weather reporting on Tokyo forecast:

checking on this game because it starts off with his ass cheeks

Oh my god this isn't even the typhoon yet either?! This is just the actual outer reaches of it?! The eye is still over the sea holy fuck. It's gonna be before midnight tonight when it hits Tokyo proper. O_o;;

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Me earlier going out in the admittedly pretty high winds and heavy rain with an umbrella: "psh. This Typhoon business is a joke. It's just a bit of rain"
Me after learning that wasn't the typhoon at all and it was just normal rain and wind: "oh."
Me now stuck in this hotel as the typhoon slowly approaches with the winds and rain gradually getting worse and worse: "oh dear"

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Bleh. Basically stuck in this hotel until Sunday it looks like. Not that the hotel is bad just... Not a whole lot to do. :<

are you doing i said that and I can't remember what it is.

So yeah uh.... Well it's pissing down with rain here, high winds but nothing more than a storm in England....

But it turns out that's because the typhoon hasn't actually hit yet... It's uh... Imminent.

Hmm

Gonna be perfectly safe mind you. This hotel is solid. Or, well, super well prepared for natural weather events like this.

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