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backing up to Videogame Translation War Stories:

there was also a halloween event quest set in the Court of the Spider Queen and you get to meet her courtiers, including the Keeper of the Royal Eggs

"eggs" in German - "Eier" - is also a colloquial term for testicles

we eventually settled on translating that NPC as "Königlicher Eierwärmer".

"Warmer of the Royal Balls"

(cc @Fenreliania, @ufoparty)

haha nah oceans were in melee you ended up pretty static.

Me: oh gosh I missed Kami so much and all her silly little quirks ;w;
Kami: *is so excited and happy that I'm back she starts biting sensitive parts of my arm and pawing at my face as I try to sleep longer than six hours* :3 :3 :3 :3
Me: oh no.png

Oh. The lifesize RX-0 Unicorn Gundam is amazing btw. We kept missing its transformation sequences but oh my god it looks sick as fuck. It's awesome. Tbqh the artificial Island the Gundam base and the statue is on its a very Gundam looking area in general really

Kami is home as well now. She got super yelly when she found out me and Miq were back, and came charging up to me all fluffed up and purring and drooling with happiness and now she's purring next to my head and I wish I could tell her how much I have missed her too

Hh-h I'm so tired

And my arse is sore from that last flight and that taxi ride home. Mostly the last plane. Very uncomfortable seats. Glad it was only a two and a half hour flight that second one.

two monochrone retro gadgets, one with a gimmick one without... and still no e-ink based console. get outta here

Pokémon Sword/Shield stuff 

THICC PIKACHU IS BACK BABY!

Also, LONGCAT

So tired
But so hungry
But so tired

But so so hungry

Slungry?

Y'arr, there be puns of the piraticl persuasion within. Be warned, travelers! (Take 2, corrected autocucumber) 

"the captain be locked in their room still?!"
"Y'arr, tis best not to disturb 'em while they be sleepin'"
"But we needs t'divide up th' plunder!!"
"The captain said not to disturb them; ye be wanting t'disobey a direct order?? That be mutinous talk!"
"Ya scurvy dredge, I'll not stand 'ere accused of such devilish acts!"
"Away w'ye then! Les' ye wake the captain from their Booty Sleep!"

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