backing up to Videogame Translation War Stories:
there was also a halloween event quest set in the Court of the Spider Queen and you get to meet her courtiers, including the Keeper of the Royal Eggs
"eggs" in German - "Eier" - is also a colloquial term for testicles
we eventually settled on translating that NPC as "Königlicher Eierwärmer".
"Warmer of the Royal Balls"
(cc @Fenreliania, @ufoparty)
Y'arr, there be puns of the piraticl persuasion within. Be warned, travelers! (Take 2, corrected autocucumber)
"the captain be locked in their room still?!"
"Y'arr, tis best not to disturb 'em while they be sleepin'"
"But we needs t'divide up th' plunder!!"
"The captain said not to disturb them; ye be wanting t'disobey a direct order?? That be mutinous talk!"
"Ya scurvy dredge, I'll not stand 'ere accused of such devilish acts!"
"Away w'ye then! Les' ye wake the captain from their Booty Sleep!"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.