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if i die it's probably because i've caused myself a serious injury on like... some kind of branch that was twenty feet up in the air but SOMEHOW I managed to bash my head open on it mid step without any possible way to do so.

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me: 5'10" in meatspace
most doorframes: made to accomodate people of like 6'2"
the roof beams in my attic room: p. low, well below chest height tho.
this weird stone ledge that juts out from the ceiling because it's where the original house wall was before the extension was built that now has the kitchen/dining room in it: quite a bit shorter than that but still plenty of clearance.
my head: repeatedly banged against all of these things somehow despite my best efforts to not.

the art and the artist sitting in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause

hey look if you're wanting a nice fun fps fallout experience then you can't go wrong with the third fallout game, right here. store.steampowered.com/sub/134

great DLC, great game, great systems, great story, great mod support too! Such a shame there was never any other fallout games after that one.

I keep reading @theoutrider 's display name as "Fish Storer"
like storing them in boxes
boxed fish

jus

swimmin' around in boxes

...

FISHTANKS

(realtalk though every now and then I get an urge to reinstall FONV Ultimate Edition (and new vegas bounties 1-3 now) and play through it all again and I just... I've completed FONV like, 3 times now, and NVB once. and... I dunno if that's a problem or not but dang I just... it's so good??)

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oh no

no i'm

i'm getting the urge again

the hunger

i

i can feel it

i can FEEL the CURSE RISING

*trembling hand reaches towards the Install button of FONV* m-must resist...!

Hey you guys thanks for coming to my pokécenter. Now we got a lotta things to talk about today including a FREE pokéball give away but first this pokécenter was sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends. Now Raid: Shadow Legends is

it's official mavi's bot is the best bot.

also so is mavi itself.

@Nine maplebots combing the sand out of a South London flat:

@Nine Speaking of which enjoy this shitpost I made years ago and dug out of the basement

...that can't be right surely... only 88254 meg for ff15 windows edition??

uh

wow okay i just got ff15 : boys in cars on steam for christmas.

nice!

thanks @salith !

(it's also like one of the best guns in the game aside from the heavy rifle, and honestly the heavy rifle is a bit better?? but if you want great rate of fire, good damage, and laser-focused (haha) accuracy, the las pistol is your best bet, as the Heavy rifle is slow to fire and reload and has a LITTLE bit of drift with its shots, though it does pierce enemies and does more damage)

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less sold on the soviet era part

veeery sold on the destroying capitalist scum part tho

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Okay so I finally unlocked everything in Neon Chrome and got the Laser Pistol and just had a look at its description and I'm

"an experimental soviet era space pistol designed for destroying satellite optics and capitalist scum"

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