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Okay so... Trials of Mana has a pretty good demo. There are some issues though.

Mostly voice acting. It's extremely clunky for pretty much everyone except for the Mage girl and the himbo Knight.

Kevin's va I think has been given bad direction with the lines. I get that they're trying to convey he's really bad with language but he stops and starts at weird points. Reisz's va is competent enough but her delivery feels... Forced and unnatural.

Someone on ABC news just said, without a whit of irony, “Be CyberAlert but not CyberAlarmed.”

I’m getting that on a tshirt.

(this is a shitpost of course. the real measure of whether or not you are a game developer is if you develop games or not

...

but if you have a cast that's mostly made of broody white men with short hair and scruffy beards with a few token girls you gotta rescue, you'd best watch yourself cause you're on thin friggin ice.)

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if your game isn't full of girls for the main cast, or in fact, every main character, both villains, protagonists and side characters, that are all gay for each other, then can you even really call yourself a game developer

a page of zoes and lydias. still feat. girldick 

i like it when,,,, the page is full of little ppl. its Good

what if

mashup of Theme of TARA from Metal Gear

and Spy Vs Spy's main theme.

covid-19, otherwise useful 

Here's a guide from the WHO on how to locally produce hand sanitiser

who.int/gpsc/5may/Guide_to_Loc

it's amazing that it never occurred to me that the plot, enemy dynamics and overall concept of Half-Life 1 are SO HEAVILY inspired by Jurassic Park

Photoshop CS2 keeps closing within one minute of opening and I can't work out why. I've uninstalled and reinstalled, and this same version is working fine on the work computer and my boss' laptop. Anyone got any thoughts on how I can use it again? Other than shelling out several zillion dollars a month for a subscription.

#photoshop #mastoart

animal crossing 

Guess who unlocked the QR scanner for New Horizons

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