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Penne: macaroni with a degree in fashion design
Fusili: penne with a degree in structural engineering
Fettucini: Linguini's sibling. got all the looks but hardly any substance. still valid tho. Linguini would die for them, even tho Fettucini is a jerk to them sometimes.
Tortellini: oh COME ON, we KNOW it's you Ravioli, this is just sad, now.
Tagliatelle: Linguini and Fettucini's very anxious other sibling.

types of pasta

spaghetti: your basic noodle
linguini: spaghetti but /E X T R A/
lasagne: linguini but relaxed
macaroni: what's left after spaghetti is punched out of the raw pasta shape.
ravioli: pasta that heard about cornish pasties and is really upset that it couldn't be that awesome so is trying way too hard, seriously ravioli just stop, okay? stop it. you're fooling nobody.
cannelloni: lasagna that's really into snugglepiles.

moss is so good. very sof

there should be more moss

"Ahh, Mood. Or some say Big Mood. Do you hear our 'same's?"

what's your favourite megaman X Maverick character and why is it armoured armadillo

mastodon

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she does this thing where she'll see you, and trot up with her tail straight up, tail tip quirked over, and her entire tail will be vibrating like crazy, constantly because she's so happy to see you and wants petting