Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

There's these BoS scribe looking motherfuckers, the old abusive asshole from before I mentioned, who wants you track down where three of them have gone missing! why???
FUCK YOU this mod isn't telling!
You find where they are! There's a couple of punk looking girls with rad looking hair, one of which is a ghoul, and they are... doing... research??? on them???

I guess? in secret???

why? \o/ WHO KNOWS \o/

and then you're like "...well okay I guess I'm cured, great, ... now what? How do I get home?"
"Good news! You're cured! But we need you to go fetch the cure. go get it."
"...oookay? Why?"
"Nope not saying go fetch, monkey."
"...fuckin... fine. whatev."

All the sidquests do this too. Like, there's cybernetic, friendly feral ghouls around. Why? this mod sure as fuckin' hell ain't gonna tell you!

This writing is so bad oh my god.
"There's this big dome, supposed to be the city of the future! But this VIRUS turned up! You know? The virus that's never been mentioned before? This virus that is killing loads of people? This virus we're looking for a cure for? That we injected you with as a guinea pig against your consent?? Yeah that virus you know ALL about so we're not gonna explain anything more"

Oh no.

oh god so apparently there's this quest where I have to go talk to this fucking John Despot or whatever his name is. fuck. and it's taking me on a trek through... god only knows WHAT??? and it's a fucking ugly mess, and...

also another HUGE problem. There's a bunch of sidequests, and yet NOTHING. NOTHING fucking explains anything.

So, after much deliberation, we decided to let our neighbours adopt Sid, our giant orange and white maine-coon boy because he ... does not like staying with us or being petted by us which is :( but at least he seems to be getting along well with them and he likes them.

so we sorted it out with the vets and everything.

aaaaand today we have Sid again, sat in the cat tree, sleeping. in our house. as if we're his owners again :|

...fucksake, cat.

this... whole thread is gonna be kinda shitting on this mod I'm fucking stuck in. I apologise for this but short of loading up the mod in fucking FNVedit and working out what bloody quests to complete so I can jsut fucking LEAVE the damn thing, I'm stuck here so if I gotta suffer with this you're gonna hear me complain (even though this is entirely my fault)

granted okay as time's gone on they've kinda... suffered "Adaptation Decay" if you'll forgive the use of a trope, and it's kinda turned INTO a sort of pseudo religious thing where they horde technology because they can't trust anybody else with it and want to stop it being used to end the world again, but you know, they're not like hyperevangelical douchénozzles usually.

(unless bethesda writes them I guess)

okay and this isn't even seemingly lore appropriate because the Brotherhood of Steel npc I've found is some kind of abusive religious dickwaffle or some shit as opposed to the outgrowth of a military force that found out what the fuck the Enclave were doing, went fucking rogue as shit because "HELL NO WE ARE NOT DOING THAT SHIT", and fucking rebelled against their government for being shitty fashy pieces of shit.

honestly at this point if this mod IS funny, it won't be because it's intending to be. at all. ._.;

So here we go. I have just received a message from a strange wanderer NPC who does not speak at all, from a man named, and I shit you fuckin' not, Commander James DESPOT, who says the Brotherhood of Steel cannot be trusted (I mean... they're not great, but ... for real, not like the NCR are much better)...

...that said the lead elder of the BoS is called Elder Guile, so...

...fuck me this is some 80s SatAM shit here.

because apparently i am a glutton for punishment and didn't make a save before starting this garbage ass mod I am livetooting it now. because oh god I HOPE, I HOPE this is building towards a big fuckin' subversion and it'll be actually clever and funny but so far NNOOOOOPE. ugh.

So far this mod is almost physically painful in its terrible writing, fuckawful racial stereotypes, blatant Gamer(TM) mindset and even its area design too. Ugh.

UGH.

last fucking time I believe the random threads on forums for suggestions of good quest mods. bloody fuck.

ajfkaslkfj this mod is bad and the authors should feel bad and so should people who think this mod was good.

ohhhh my god, fuck. ugh. whoever wrote this also thinks that gasoline can be just buried like it's a chest of gold coins or some shit and that's what cars run on in the fallout universe, ugh.

1: that shit is volatile. If it's not fully sealed, it'll evaporate. if you fully seal the tank, you'd best HOPE there's some way to stop the pressure building up and the tank EXPLODING VIOLENTLY. Which, after a hundred odd years, WILL happen.
2: CARS RUN ON NUCLEAR FISSION ENGINES IN THE SETTING, FUCK.

help i'm stuck in this garbageass fonv mod that is highly rated for no discernable reason and i am utterly fucking baffled that there are legit people out there who think this mod is hot shit but think New Vegas bounties is badly written garbage... what in the fuck

my character's dialogue options with this one woman have the goodbye option as "that's enough talking for now, i feel a bit sick"

yeah too right

sick of this fucking awful dialogue. even the script is bad. christ... why is this so highly fucking rated??

at least I THINK this is text to speech. either that or the girl they got to do the voices has A) been given terrible fucking direction, or B) is a really, really bad voice actor.

Either way they'd ahve done better not to voice it. the VA work in this mod is fucking painful. even NVBounties has better VA work than this.

oh jesus

this mod uses text to speech for female voices... christ...

-_-;

fuck me.

Do not download Beyond Boulder Dome christ.

...this is only the PRELUDE i'm playing through????

...oh noooo... D: D: D: