Show newer

I think I might leave the game cart blank
Haunted creepypasta LEGO NES

Show thread

FONV: GOING TO SPACE EDITION (FONV Quest Mod Reviews 3) 

Okay, so, the House was... glorious, and also wonderfully silly with its secret quest. I missed one of them but... ah well. Still a LOT of fun.

Now I'm onto Boom to the Moon which so far has been an ABSOLUTE JOY to play. The first quest is genuinely really fascinating, and very well done, though... make a save immediately before you fuel the rocket for your first trip, lol. It might uh... explode.

"Goodbye Earl" By The Chicks (formerly known as The Dixie Chicks) is a song in its entirety about
1 coming to terms with your sexuality later in life
2 Getting out of an abusive relationship
3 Murder
4 Two lesbians starting a farm after murdering the abusive ex husband of Wanda (the other woman is MaryAnn)
5 A bop
Thank you for coming to my ted talk

oh fuck i just remembered MGS2 Substance had that skateboarding bonus mode with a rad skater punk version of the MGS theme

"[Seiken Densetsu/Final Fantasy Adventure] actually started out as an experimental tennis game. At some point, the court turned into scrollable screens, the racket turned into the playable character, the ball turned into a weapon, the opponent’s racket turned into enemies, and the “court” became referred to as the “map”… And before I realized it, the game had a story added to it and was released as “Seiken Densetsu”. It was a curious experience." - Satoru Yoshieda (Programming)

legendsoflocalization.com/seik

Oh nice it's raining! *looks out window at blistering sunshine still and pouring rain*

...

*flips table*

The Legend of Zelda: Link in The Description

we did end up going to great lengths to get the instance running again

Anyway now that I'm free of the curse of The Official Gamers(tm) Mod for FONV, time to play The House.

...which is apparently a survival horror themed quest mod for FONV, with no voice acting.

...

and terrible spelling and grammar so far oh dear. Still, pretty sure it can't be any worse than BBD.

Beyond Bollocks Dome final thoughts Finally the End/? 

And... that's it. you finally finish and are fucking free of that godawful mess.

... it fuckin' sucks, yo.

oh and the companions just fucking disappear without any ceremony when you get to the truck with NO fucking explaination either. just. gone. forever. fuck it.

Show thread

Beyond Bollocks Dome final thoughts 20189213123.314123414/? 

if your thought was "...please don't tell me that you gotta do another full map length trek to find fuel for the truck", then...

I won't tell you that this is exactly what happens.
Small mercies, you don't gotta do it one can of petrol at a time and all the empty petrol cans you need are already at the body you find the key on. But you can't GET the petrol from the tanker until you go back to the truck with the key. ugh.

Show thread

Beyond Bollocks Dome final thoughts 20189213123.2/? 

so then you're on your own, everyone's fucking dead, you have to trek your ass to a truck that you MAGICALLY know where it is now to leave the whole godforsaken fucking area, but it has no ignition key!
so you trapse BACK to the city area on the OTHER SIDE of the map again, to find this fucking key that's magically there now in a body, then go BACK, THEN find out, YOU NEED GAS FOR THE TRUCK AGAIN.

Show thread
Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!