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hhheck :| lewdity adjacent, telegram sticker packs, fandoms. eergh 

me: "Oh hey someone posted osme fun undertale sticker pack for telegram! I do love me some cute and fun stickers for that program! *clicks download without checking it fully becuase connection is a bit crap*"
Me later: *checking the sticker pack* "...aaaand it's full of lewd images of Asriel in their evil form :| ... faaantastic."

slightly lewd joke, hazardous pun levels, memms 

that's my secret cap
every toot of mine is a subtoot

@Nine That is a good use of notches, and also that creeper made me think it was very impatient. I'm sorry :3

HOWEVER:

I have good news. My room is basically entirely set up with my gubbings and stuff and I Have some pics for you :3

welp Im back home and work was blooody awful and too hot and they woudln't turn the ac on because it was "too expensive" and yet it was blowing out warm air for all of the day.

it was hell. i had a huge headache after.

PSA: if you use Shitpost on Wake please be careful not to start an infinite loop where your Wake on Shitpost interacts with your Shitpost on Wake and thus you start an infinite Shitpost thread.

but seriously, imagine this: you place a raspberry pi in some soil. you take a few steps back, and then press enter on the keyboard of the handheld computer you’re carrying, executing a script on the pi you’ve ssh-ed into.

a few milliseconds later, you hear a crack as the pi splits in two, divided in half by the spawning of the red pine you’ve downloaded, which undergoes fifty years of growth in the span of less than a minute. the air around you gets noticeably warmer from the reaction.

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I always name my pokémon with puns if at all possible.

However coming back to the games years later and loading up my save and wondering why I named them all the way I did can be a problem.

I am PRETTY sure I named a pokemon after Nik Kershaw for some reason and I can't remember who it was or why, or what game it was

Anybody got any tips for helping a kitty freak out less when she's not around me?

I'm hoping she'll chill out soon. It's been a week. She's not having any accidents so I'm sure during the night she's managing to go down and get food, water and use the litter tray but it's awkward and I think I'm gonna have to just shut her in the boot room whenever we're not at home just to be sure she's getting plenty of food and water, but I don't want to traumatise her. I also want to train her to use the catflap that Misty has p. much already mastered it seems.

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