Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

remember when they might be giants put this on a shirt as a direct reference to this bizarre old album cover

🎉WOOHOO!🎉
Fully TWENTY mini grants (http://posts.bcavello.com/post/174519809445/2018-mini-grants-pride-edition) have been allocated, & I hate to say it but we still HAVEN'T HEARD BACK from some recipients! 🙀 CHECK YOUR SPAM
Emails from me had "your Mini Grant is here!" in subject
⚠️Any unclaimed grants at the end of this week will be re-allocated! ⚠️

PLEASE BOOST!

@revenant the powdered house of the cell

might've chondria

video games were invented in 1975 by video kojima when he tried to make a movie and accidentally added Buttons

source: https://twitter.com/tessgarman/status/1029151051088244736

Ask your doctor if asleep is right for you

"Fax machines, at least HP officejet, vulnerable to code injection... OVER FAX. You can jump from a phone line connection into the network."

https://youtu.be/1VDZTjngNqs

Check it out, there's #pokemon on the Brockchain

Mooooooood

Inspirobot suggests a new Fediverse motto. (Source: https://best-of-inspirobot.tumblr.com/post/176943996104)

#catsofmastodon

"thank you"

tired: "you're welcome"

wired: "Heavy Machine Gun"

Sydney is this lady:

http://sydneypadua.com/2dgoggles/lovelace-the-origin-2/

Protect smol kobolds. :-}

http://atherol.tumblr.com/post/176871072519/i-made-a-tiny-kobold-grill-she-still-needs-a-name

me: (dials 0800 number)

operator: you have reached brillo pad customer services how can i help

me: i would like you to commission me to write an advertising slogan for brillo pads

operator: sorry this number is for enquiri-

me: "brillo pads - they're brilloant"

operator: ...

me: well what do you think

operator: ...i'm putting you through to our head of marketing please hold

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