Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

...you ever make a pooptoot then have to stop and go "oh shit wait what if that's actually what happened oh my god no it makes far too much sense"

Johnny Memetic.

a planned sequel that, while full of pop culture references and in-jokes, lacked any sort of substance or message or plot.

The project was cancelled and the script was thought lost

until some time later someone discovered it, filed off the serial numbers, and turned it into Ready Player One.

honestly I think my favourite thing about BOTW is that

you see that mountain? you can go there. go climb it.
You see that island just off the coast? You can go there too. Get a raft, sail out.
You see the top of that talking tree? haha climb that fucker he don't care.
see that fortess? go kick ass.

and more often than not, doing these things is rewarded with:
a korok
a special trial with a shrine at the end of it
a shrine on its own with a mini trial inside of it
some sweet loot
a questline.

Zelda BOTW: "Here is a trial in which you enter a big forest with ruins in it in the attempt to find your way to the hidden shrine where SURPRISE you have to fight a huge cyclopian ogre in PITCH BLACK DARKNESS. Good luck."
Me: "lol ok mate" *decides to give it a shot, takes a wrong turn in the dark, runs headfirst into a huge swarm of monster bats, panics, uses Revali's Gale to leap high into the air and glide away... lands right next to the boss monster* "... uh..."
Zelda: "...fairnuff."

when we find dat ewergy

we'll find doctoh wahwee

my pooptoot is being sabotaged by open square brackets being eaten. what could...

....wait...

@maple are you eating code fragments? is our admin hungry?? D: *sends a care package of brackets*

OH MY GOD I CANT USE OPEN SQUARE BRACKETS WHAT

uh what the heck why do the [s keep getting clipped off by the non break spaces this is abuse

You COULD say that the Goron people...

                      [  W A R N I N G  ]

The Bad Toot is approaching at full throttle.
According to the data it is identified as
"AWFUL PUN".

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... REALLY ROCK =w=

the gorons in BOTW are amazing. I love them.

good rolly bois

all they wanna do is pump
*clap*
you up.

oh and eat rocks and make stuff outta gems.

good friendly folk. love em.