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I drew a barbarian kobold girl.

I'm not playing another D&D game until I find a dungeon master that'll let me play as her.

#mastoart

instead of opening birdsite, I accidentally opened two copies of computerfairi.es

I was wondering why my internet experience was vastly improved.

femme future dreams:

in like 15 years i would really like a little box that can replace my makeup collection

instead i give it a hex number and what medium i want it mixed into - foundation, cream eyeshadow, lipstick, cheek stick etc. - and if i want it to be matte/gloss/glittery (with duocrome options or whatever)

and then it makes me up just enough for a few applications

every so often i just buy the base and pigment refills

"Aaaah, time for a nice relaxing break... Just gonna listen to my music and-"
🎶Manuel - GAS GAS GAS🎶
"Aight guess we're doing this then." *Tokyo drifts into the break room*

You all are such incredibly tough people, it blows me away.

So many of you wake up every day and envision a better future and drag it kicking and screaming into reality while society just dumps shit on you for just trying to live who you are on the inside on the outside too.

I know you didn't choose to be badasses, but you all are badasses.

I wrote a TF fic! (FurAffinity link) 

Was hanging out on the same TF discord with @Felthry and they were like "There really ought to be more tf stories with details of how it feels to gain extra limbs".

Apparently this was inspiring enough to get a flash fic out of me.

furaffinity.net/view/30344710/ - 469 words, pretty much pure TF fluff.

when winrar's trial runs out we will all be put on trial ourselves. winrar will be judge jury and executable.

Also, still gotta touch and carry the totally gross garbage to take it out to the bin D:

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Nanite swarm:
Pros: shapeshifting, ability to reconfigure body to suit conditions, way more physically resilient and powerful potentially, hacking ability, tech affinity, literally upload into the net, black sclera for your eyes is totally an option, jet thrusters, arm cannons etc, but you can still be soft when not threatened, gooblob mode as well

Cons: static electricity and emp are both an absolute arsehole.

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Psychic powers Vs being a gestalt entity formed from a nanite swarm pros and cons:

Psy:
Pros: levitation, flight, never having to touch things to lift them about, possibility of Megalovania as a battle theme, MIND CRUSH, glowy eyes, hair gets rad and floaty.
Cons: weak physical prowess usually, few melee options, ki blasts aren't technically psychic powers, sure you can toss rocks around but a rock is still just a rock, possibility of body horror D:

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Pun 

@Nine A nanite swarm? So their body temperature is nanite warm? :3

Tbqh I used to be like "aw man psychic powers like telekinesis would be rad" and stuff and that's not wrong but honestly I'm really coming around to my oc being a nanite swarm in a preferred shape. Cause like... So many better applications

Sending a complaint ticket with my bug report for reality because I do not have an arm cannon functionality in this body. How am I meant to fight for justice and peace without an arm cannon

google is terrified of the AGPL and it's hilarious

"The license places restrictions on software used over a network which are extremely difficult for Google to comply with. Using AGPL software requires that anything it links to must also be licensed under the AGPL. Even if you think you aren’t linking to anything important, it still presents a huge risk to Google because of how integrated much of our code is."

opensource.google.com/docs/usi

it takes me a few moments to process certain words sometimes.

but it's a repeatable thing, like, it happens all the time, unless it's already just happened, then context is applied.

but bd ALWAYS, ALWAYS takes a second or two to process before I realise it means Blu-ray disc, not bed.

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