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Shlock's Theorem: given enough time to run indefinitely, any given webcomic will eventually become a metacosmic war game with infinite stakes

PLEASE BOOST: Emergency, Funds Needed, Trans Crowdfund/GoFundMe 

A friend of our is in desperate need of help escaping her abusive mother.

gofundme.com/f/help-me-transpo

Her mother has threatened to cut her off completely, and we fear if we do not act quickly she will be trapped there.

Another friend has offered her a place to stay, and I have the means to transport her there, but we need money to cover the expense of fuel and car repairs.

Please, if you have any money to spare at all, contribute to our campaign. The above link contains more details and I can be contacted directly for more information.

Thanks for your consideration.

#TransCrowdfund #Emergency

Me: Hmm... An eon smart meter... That is not used... I wonder if it's possible to hack it into some other use? Imma Google that!

Google: are hackers hijacking your smart meters?! Aaaaaaaa!!!! Btw here's 90 other articles on how hacking is bad and criminal since you seem to want to commit crimes

Me: this is not at all what I was searching for D:

dang "centaury" is a good typo i wish, i had more reasons to type century so i could type centaury instead

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shakespeare is actually pronounced "shaq's pear"

idle thought: steampunks using airship dazzle paint to confuse detection automata

me: doctor my feet smell like fresh, minty breath
doc: im afraid you have contracted tic-tac toe

ah, time for video games
*puts a nintendo 64 cartridge into my PS3 and holds up a master system controller*

okay that minecraft video that's going around with the cool, chill song that's got "OMOE WA MOU SHINDEIRU" in it and then more chill beats with the parrots that dance to the song in the jukebox i need to find that song and listen to it it sounds fun

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Smash It.

it's gaining power!! We have to get past it.

I only cleared it finally

Good god I gotta start winding down for a band/hacker/warez group

**URGENT** PSA, very real doxxing possibility 

The ESA managed to have a list of over 2k game writers and video folks (names, addresses, etc) *publicly* hosted on their website ever since E3 2019. And some site called "kiwi farms" which seems like a very bad place judging by the reaction managed to archive it before it was pulled down and the warning was broadcast.

If you attended E3 this year PLEASE consider changing passwords and looking out for weird activity on your accounts.

Be safe, y'all.

welp, clearly my sinuses are fugged this morning, nose has been blocked on one side for days but this morning I got up and I'm dizzy as all hell and it feels worse and ugh

time to dr mario this shit. ibuprofen, paracetamol, here we coooome

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