Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

I called the cog Pokémon "Kwikfit" because why not name a group of gears after a car mechanic garage chain in the UK

Aw ye got my first fightdoggo (Riolu) in Pokemon Swoosh. Dunno what to call her though

Called a Wobuffet "Woba Fett" so ... You know. My Pokemon naming scheme is still going strong.

"What theme is that, Ren??"

Puns. Puns everywhere.

Hmm, got a Gastly, don't wanna go with the nickname Rick because I've done that joke over and over and this one's a girl.

.... Resisting the urge to call her Effbeaye.

You know

Cause she's a [i]spook[/i]

catchin vu;pixes to try and find one with Special Attack boosted for Miq and hhhh so many and oh god i got one that had balanced stats with a Serious Nature and...

...

why does it already have a greyed out box for a knife and fork ribbon??? what????

Anamanatamagotchi

hahaha remember metal gear survive?

"hmmm what to do" *already picking up the Switch and turning it on* "Whaaat to doooo~" *already going around playing Pokemon again* "Gosh just SO many choices."

no i mean seriously I ... I am still like "...hn I kinda wanna play pokemon again right now."

like I'm all "fuck I got so many other games to play I really should play them... OOOOORRRR I could play Pokemon Sword... hm."

...shit... this is the most into a pokemon game I've ever felt since I played Pokemon Blue way back when it first came out...

... so there's a police officer NPC type in Pokémon swoosh.

The first one you meet (early on, not spoiler) literally says "Allo Allo Allo! What's all this then? Fancy a scrap with a copper?"

*Rolls up sleeves* you betcha, matey. }:3

Okay so... Where are all the dads in Pokémon games?
Like I think only ruby and sapphire has your character actually have a father and a mother and both appear in game...

Gotta say the UI in Pokémon swsh is a thing of beauty. Clean, efficient use of space, clear and concise, intuitive, easy to read. Surprisingly attractive in design despite being rather minimalist

I'm getting mobile ads for g2a that are basically "buy stolen or scammed game keys from us or we'll kill you"

Wtf.