Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Challenger Bede, the uh... seemingly primary antagonist is such a punchable smug fuck.
The little cock gives you his trainer card, because of course he does, and it's got his smug prick face on it front and centre.

the fucker is a challenger just like you, Hop, and Marnie, and Marnie has a fuckin' fanclub of her own without meaning to with Team Yell, and NONE of them sign their cards like they're gym leaders.

except Bede. Because Bede IS that up himself.

Fort Dwarfress

why do pirahana plant have bone in it

Pile Bunkers Pile Bunkers Pile Bunkers PILE BUNKERS

OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THE JUICERO

honestlyt I never really got along with the ecco games in general? sure they were pretty, and REALLY friggin atmospheric oh my gosh.

but I dunno, they were far too obtuse to be fun honestly.

but...

"The marks on your head look like stars in the sky." is a line from the very first one, right at the beginning that somehow resonates like fuck.

I dunno what it is but that line just... stays in my mind.

oh dang the Mega CD version of Ecco the Dolphin's "Home Bay" music track is real pretty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ8iYn0y4vc

you know, I mentioned Hedon as a really great game, especially considering it's a Doom mod

but I forgot I should probably warn you that the game has...

...very horny undertones, especially later in the game.

i mean, really, REALLY horny. ._.;

Pokémon is stored in the balls

I called the cog Pokémon "Kwikfit" because why not name a group of gears after a car mechanic garage chain in the UK

Aw ye got my first fightdoggo (Riolu) in Pokemon Swoosh. Dunno what to call her though

Called a Wobuffet "Woba Fett" so ... You know. My Pokemon naming scheme is still going strong.

"What theme is that, Ren??"

Puns. Puns everywhere.

Hmm, got a Gastly, don't wanna go with the nickname Rick because I've done that joke over and over and this one's a girl.

.... Resisting the urge to call her Effbeaye.

You know

Cause she's a [i]spook[/i]