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(this is a shitpost of course. the real measure of whether or not you are a game developer is if you develop games or not

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but if you have a cast that's mostly made of broody white men with short hair and scruffy beards with a few token girls you gotta rescue, you'd best watch yourself cause you're on thin friggin ice.)

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if your game isn't full of girls for the main cast, or in fact, every main character, both villains, protagonists and side characters, that are all gay for each other, then can you even really call yourself a game developer

a page of zoes and lydias. still feat. girldick 

i like it when,,,, the page is full of little ppl. its Good

what if

mashup of Theme of TARA from Metal Gear

and Spy Vs Spy's main theme.

covid-19, otherwise useful 

Here's a guide from the WHO on how to locally produce hand sanitiser

who.int/gpsc/5may/Guide_to_Loc

it's amazing that it never occurred to me that the plot, enemy dynamics and overall concept of Half-Life 1 are SO HEAVILY inspired by Jurassic Park

Photoshop CS2 keeps closing within one minute of opening and I can't work out why. I've uninstalled and reinstalled, and this same version is working fine on the work computer and my boss' laptop. Anyone got any thoughts on how I can use it again? Other than shelling out several zillion dollars a month for a subscription.

#photoshop #mastoart

animal crossing 

Guess who unlocked the QR scanner for New Horizons

There's a bunch of Soundgarden tracks Bobby Prince just transcribed to midi as well (even ona roland though the midi version of Rusty Chain by Soundgarden is pretty painful rofl)

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listening to all the unused Doom music by Bobby Prince and a lot of it is ... quite literally just... friggin midi covers of existing songs hahaha

like, there's a lotta alice in chains stuff. Like, Barrels O' Fun from Doom 2 was just... VEEERYYY similar to AIC's "Dem Bones", but one of the unused tracks is ... literally just Dem Bones. verbatim. not even TRYING to disguise it hahaha.

ren what sound does saying " :3 " make anyway

oh that's easy

it makes a :3 noise.

I really hope they can be found and... I HOPE they get rescued and sent back to Japan so they can be safe :( I really hope they don't have to be euthanased.

Poor critters. :<

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